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  1. 07-12-2006, 12:55 PM #1
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    Default Tested for STDs?

    going at 4pm today..... has anyone had this done???

    yes they are gonna swab the deck..... my dick hurts just thinking about it. is it really as painful as it sounds?
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    you been fuckin with the WROOOOOONG females
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    you been fuckin with the WROOOOOONG males

    ^ that is what you meant to say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    ^ that is what you meant to say.
    hahaha, damn you're full of truth today!
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    Where the fuck have you been? And you're coming back on here asking about STD's?
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    ah damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    wow homey, does it burn when you urinate.. ouch

    I heard this one cat at the docs office once, his dick shot out fire when he pissed.. the doc said "so you got a burning sensation in your urine?" he cut the doc off like "no muh fucker, fire shoot out my dick.. I cant even pee inside, I'll burn the house down"

    gah damn triflin ass ho's
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    wow homey, does it burn when you urinate.. ouch

    I heard this one cat at the docs office once, his dick shot out fire when he pissed.. the doc said "so you got a burning sensation in your urine?" he cut the doc off like "no muh fucker, fire shoot out my dick.. I cant even pee inside, I'll burn the house down"

    gah damn triflin ass ho's
    oh god i'm cryin i'm laughin so hard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    oh god i'm cryin
    FUCKIN PUSSY!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    wow homey, does it burn when you urinate.. ouch

    I heard this one cat at the docs office once, his dick shot out fire when he pissed.. the doc said "so you got a burning sensation in your urine?" he cut the doc off like "no muh fucker, fire shoot out my dick.. I cant even pee inside, I'll burn the house down"

    gah damn triflin ass ho's
    That would be Eddie Murphy's bit from his RAW stand-up routine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ©hris
    going at 4pm today..... has anyone had this done???

    yes they are gonna swab the deck..... my dick hurts just thinking about it. is it really as painful as it sounds?
    Not me, I dont fuck wit da hoes!! LOL
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    no burning..... just feel the need to do it. everyone should be tested.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ©hris
    no burning..... just feel the need to do it. everyone should be tested.
    Do I need to study for this test? I dont do well with tests....LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Brett~
    Do I need to study for this test? I dont do well with tests....LOL
    ahahahahahaha
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    im tested everyday by GOD, and i pass.

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    Brett shutup, how bout you go get a "I cant shoot a gun sideways" test, bet you fail that one

    EL OH EL
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    Brett shutup, how bout you go get a "I cant shoot a gun sideways" test, bet you fail that one

    EL OH EL
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    but seriously guys.... its a serious question.
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    brett da only nigga who cheat for a piss test
    heres what his hand looks like
    1.) locate the penis
    2.) locate the toilet
    3.) lift the lid ( note to self, leisa gets madw hen i dont)
    4.) locate penis again
    5.) try to pee liquid, usually powder and dust comes out
    6.) ask the drug tester to help locate the penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    brett da only nigga who cheat for a piss test
    heres what his hand looks like
    1.) locate the penis
    2.) locate the toilet
    3.) lift the lid ( note to self, leisa gets madw hen i dont)
    4.) locate penis again
    5.) try to pee liquid, usually powder and dust comes out
    6.) ask the drug tester to help locate the penis
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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    Yes, I've had it done, and mine hurt like a bitch (because I actually had sores, eek!).... But yours really shouldn't be too bad.
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    I think we should setup a paypal account and donate to get a few members tested.

    Hell I think I'd pay for HalfBaked's test. To see the look on his face when he finds out he has AIDS would be priceless LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by rupertaker
    I think we should setup a paypal account and donate to get a few members tested.

    Hell I think I'd pay for HalfBaked's test. I doubt I would ever stop laughing
    std or paternity?
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    std or paternity?
    You cover one and I'll get the other?
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    std or paternity?
    Aww that's not nice...
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    Fuck that!

    I'll just fuck some girl raw and have her get tested...

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    well lets just say im nervous as fuk. not because of the pain..... because you never know what could be brewing down there. i dont think ive ever been so nervous in my life lol
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    Shit, I donate blood to the red cross, I've still yet get to get the letter saying my blood was rejected...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Shit, I donate blood to the red cross, I've still yet get to get the letter saying my blood was rejected...
    You probably didn't read the fine print where it said your blood was helping out OTHER people with AIDS :-P
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    Quote Originally Posted by rupertaker
    You probably didn't read the fine print where it said your blood was helping out OTHER people with AIDS :-P
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    i've tested before.. dey draw blood from ur arm and well for females its a pap smear.. iono wat dey do for guys... but i can tell its gonna be painful!!!! XD
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    brett what you gonna do with that bat son, you tryin to aim it sideways

    dont hurt yourself EL OH EL
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    Viral shedding.
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    DING DING DING

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