Georgia girls FTMFW... a joke!
A Georgia girl and a California girl are sitting on an airplane together. Being friendly, the Georgia girl asks "So where are you from?" and the Cali girl snorts and retorts "From somewhere that we know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The Georgia girl thinks for a moment, grins, and says "So where are you from, bitch?"
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
eh cute....
grand prix.....
NEXT !!!
NY STAY HIGH !!!
oh my gay
vote for ban
:writes in notepad: hmm, thats the 3rd lame thread this week from this character... we need intervention
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Originally Posted by Romeyo07
x2.
You Should See The Way I Load The AK, If You Need Em Right Now Then Im On My Way...
very funny
boo
YEA...IM AN ASSHOLE
i found it mildly amusing.....haters
wheres the part where the Cali girl pulls a straight razor out her blouse and cut that down south bitch
what the.........
YEA...IM AN ASSHOLE
lol
old, and lame....which once again proves that 2 wrongs do not make a right
FINE then... assholes....
REDEMPTION:
A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here."
The dog replies, "Hey, I'm tired of being discriminated against. Just give me a drink."
The bartender says, "Oh, no, not another ventriloquist with the old talking dog trick. Both of you, get out of here!"
"No, no, no, this isn't a trick, I promise you," says the man, "I tell you what, I'll go for a walk around the block and you talk to Rover here."
The man leaves and the bartender sees him turn the corner.
"Now, can I have my drink." says the dog.
The bartender is amazed. "Sure you can and it's on the house! Listen, can you do me a favour? My wife works next door at the cafe. It'll make her day if you go in and order a cup of coffee. Here's ten bucks and you can keep the change afterwards."
"Okay." says the dog and he takes the ten dollars and leaves.
Ten minutes go by and the dog doesn't come back. The owner returns and asks where is the dog. So both of them go off to see what happened to the dog.
As they approach the cafe, they see Rover going at it hot and heavy with a French poodle in the alley between the bar and cafe.
The owner shouts, "Rover! What are you doing! You've never done this before!"
The dog shrugged. "Hell, I've never had any money before."
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
lol
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