Women Are Like... (Try this babygurl)

[Ran]

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

[TRINI4LIFE]

Good one.

[ahmonrah]

+1 for us men

[babygurl]

Men are like..... Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

..... Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard

..... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

..... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

..... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

..... Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

..... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

[bradpricebab]

Men are like..... Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

..... Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard

..... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

..... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

..... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

..... Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

..... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

lol i read those to my husband and he said they are mean

[babygurl]

lol i read those to my husband and he said they are mean

that was the point

[~The_Duke~]

..... Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard


That one is so not true...

[ahmonrah]

^^^ booo!!!

[babygurl]

..... Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard


That one is so not true...

for some men! LOL

[The Golden Child]

interesting ..

[~The_Duke~]

for some men! LOL

Well I guess I speak for myself on that one then...

[Senko]

women are like cars,

when they are good they are great, when they start having problems, its gonna cost you a ton to get them back to good.
if something starts to sag, all you have to do is get it tucked and snipped. new shoes seem to make them look better, and when they get too old, you can always trade up for a newer model.

[horsepower]

women are like the IRS,

you can have a good time with them but if u fuck up they take your house,car and all your money