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    got this on myspace...dunno if it's a repost though...

    You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
    that took place at Clemson University.

    It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a
    huge

    wedding with about 300 guests.

    After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
    microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone

    for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

    He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
    new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his
    deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
    from him.

    So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party
    was

    an envelope.

    He said this was his gift to everyone, and ask! ed them to open their

    envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
    with the best man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
    private detective to tail them.

    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
    couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"

    Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"

    Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

    While most people would have canceled the wedding

    immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with

    the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
    wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and ! best
    man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family member s.

    This guy has balls the size of church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"

    commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
    humping the best man: Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's

    MASTERCARD!
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    i think it's a winner
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    lol...me too...they got owned for sure...
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    thats good

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    Pics or ban


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    wow, props to this guy

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    pics or ban...lol....pics would be funny, but a video of it would be much better...
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    a video of him exposing them at the wedding that is...
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    Yes.. and yes...


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