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    Default Lame joke of the day!

    What did the mouse say to the other mouse?




    Meet me in the trap! Its goin downnnn!
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    Okay not really.

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    LOLOL

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    **giggles**
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    oh my gay mike.. lol

    i got one for all ya's.. a girl in the office keeps saying it

    what do you call a deer with no eyes?

    i have no EYE DEER

    what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    i STILL have no EYE DEER

    what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs having sex?

    i STILL have no FUCKING EYE DEER...

    get it?? replace the I with EYE.. hahahaha.. sorry kinda lame.. !!

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    kelly gets the lame joke of the day award. LOL!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTEC
    kelly gets the lame joke of the day award. LOL!!!
    waaa hooooooooooo!!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SE-Romeo
    What did the mouse say to the other mouse?




    Meet me in the trap! Its goin downnnn!
    that was pretty good. did u make it up?

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    i so wanna lock and delete this LIRL

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    i so wanna lock and delete this LIRL
    why do that, it embarasses me if anyone lol

    and no, i got it in a text message a few minutes ago
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    --> What does a cow and your mom have in common??


    ..


    ..


    ..

    --> They're both fat, except for the cow.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    i was just playin
    my friend sent me that joke and this one
    " what did teh foot surgeon say to teh other foot surgeon.....cvheck my foot work, check my foot work"
    disclaimer: this was not my joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    disclaimer: this was not my joke
    You will still be held accountable for your reckless actions. Where is ATLPD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    You will still be held accountable for your reckless actions. Where is ATLPD?
    /thread

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    haha you're right,t hat was pretty lame

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    I think im the only one that has actually laughed at it
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    it would have made more sense if the joke was..

    what did the human say to the mouse..

    cuz mousies are gonna want to meet in the trap.. they will die..

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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    it would have made more sense if the joke was..

    what did the human say to the mouse..

    cuz mousies are gonna want to meet in the trap.. they will die..

    awww

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    What's the difference between a duck?
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    What's the difference between a duck?
    between a duck and what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTEC
    between a duck and what?
    Nothin'
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    I have a lame joke i heard it years ago and still think its funny. Nobody take offense.
    what do u call 2 mexicans playing basketball









    juan on juan

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    BWA BWA BWA HA HA LMAO!!!!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Mike I think you are spending way too much time in the freezer!
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    hahahaha@ baby j.
    i did laugh at that

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    ^^ Yeah, me too. I just made it up! I'm cracking myself up! LOL.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    ^^ Yeah, me too. I just made it up! I'm cracking myself up! LOL.

    stop looking in the mirrior!
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    bwahahaah, man thats crazy it is funny, perfect set up

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    ..
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    lmfao
    nemesis950psi 1:47 pm : but id hit a tree with a hole if i was single

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    bwahahaha
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    bwahahaha

    what so funny? LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    what so funny? LOL
    * shrugs *
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    only 3 pages... read up homies.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    only 3 pages... read up homies.
    french fries with 1000 island dressing .. yummy !!! * drool *
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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