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  1. 06-02-2006, 07:14 AM #1
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    Default Weird occurence this morning...

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    so thanks to a QT cappucino this morning I had bubble guts. I'm very weird about where I pop a squat but I had to go this morning on campus (summer semester) the only positive I could draw was that no one is on campus really at 7:30 this morning and the bathroom would be clean..

    so right when I'm about to 'open the gates of bombay' someone comes in and sits in the stall next to mine, keep in mind there's like 6 stalls and I'm at the far end.

    he totally throws off my 'movement'
    so of course I see his feet, sandals so I'm assuming an asian. I pay no attention after that 'concentrating' I happen to glance down and the guys feet are no where to be found.

    WTF??????????

    I'm thinking this guy is taking a shit with his legs stuck in mid air? has his legs crossed on the stool?

    is there a cultural difference? I thought everyone took dumps with BOTH FEET FIRMLY ON THE GROUND?

    btw the guy turned out to be asian
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    so where was his feet? or is that left to the imagination?
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.
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    HAHAHHAHAHAHHA For some reason I just laughed my ass off.


    Im half asian and I dont lift my legs when doing a number two. LOL
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    hahahaha...nice
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    LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    so where was his feet? or is that left to the imagination?
    I have no damn idea casey.... that's what I was getting at...
    I'm asian too George and I don't do that shit..
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    bubbly gut

    lirl at this thread


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    wtf, hahaha, that's funny.

    I'm asian (Viet) and I don't lift my legs when firing them away.
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    I'm Canadian, I don't either, although sometimes I do have to curl my toes and strain - I also always have a magazine handy to read


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cremepuff
    so of course I see his feet, sandals so I'm assuming an asian.
    YOU RASCIST B*TCH!! F*CK YOU!

    Good story. Made me chuckle.
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    u dont know when your leg is elevated in the air the poop comes out smoother .. LIRL !!!
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    YOU RASCIST B*TCH!! F*CK YOU!

    Good story. Made me chuckle.

    lol.. alright, when I looked down saw the feet, brown man, and sandals, asian man.. hell I know an asian foot when I see one... lirl
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    haha u and ur damn buble gut
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    I thought that was called mud butt?
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    bwahahah, asians holdin thier knees when they poop

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    did you punch at your thighs? that helps me when I have that "backed up aka bottleneck" feeling. aaaah breathe easy
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    you ever had bubble guts and released just in time....?
    not me, i never have that problem, i always time it ahead, im sittin down a good 1-2 minutes before i disperse the goods

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    yea man yesterday I had some not so fresh quesadillas, damn son I was like bout to bust it out in my shorts.. good thing I was close to a restroom facility, otherwise chaos would have ensued
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    yea man yesterday I had some not so fresh quesadillas, damn son I was like bout to bust it out in my shorts.. good thing I was close to a restroom facility, otherwise chaos would have ensued

    yeah man, i dont know how i would explain myself if i go in my Sean Jean pants

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    one time it felt like a sailboat was comin out, shit was real dry.. but then I looked and it had sunk down I guess (like a sunken sailboat?) and all that was left is the murky remains of the water

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    one time it felt like a sailboat was comin out, shit was real dry.. but then I looked and it had sunk down I guess (like a sunken sailboat?) and all that was left is the murky remains of the water

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    yea man, I was thinkin I should have wore my swim trunks, cause you know they hold water better.. good thing I busted soon as I sat down

    come to think of it it was before I sat, like by the time I sat down water was already splashin up on me. It just ws comin out like I opened up some floodgates
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    yea man, I was thinkin I should have wore my swim trunks, cause you know they hold water better.. good thing I busted soon as I sat down

    come to think of it it was before I sat, like by the time I sat down water was already splashin up on me. It just ws comin out like I opened up some floodgates
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    bwahahahah, i cant stop laughin

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    yea man shit wasnt funny til I let it out.. I was gettin red in the face, man I started sweatin, had to take my jersey off and everything

    it was bad
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    LIRL, start takin ya shoes and socks off, holdin onto the sides of the stall

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    yea man shit wasnt funny til I let it out.. I was gettin red in the face, man I started sweatin, had to take my jersey off and everything

    it was bad
    then what really sucks is after you let it all out your still trying to shit and nothing comes out!!!! its just pushing to no avail!!!!! or maybe its just me that happens to!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAxle
    then what really sucks is after you let it all out your still trying to shit and nothing comes out!!!! its just pushing to no avail!!!!! or maybe its just me that happens to!!!!
    I think thats just you homey, I get my bidness taken care of befoer I even get up

    sometimes I like to eat while I'm on the stall itself, its faster that way

    call me efficient
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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAxle
    then what really sucks is after you let it all out your still trying to shit and nothing comes out!!!! its just pushing to no avail!!!!! or maybe its just me that happens to!!!!

    dude, thats graphic and uncalled for

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    yes I have to agree, very inappropriate
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    can u please leave
    : points to exit:

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    dude, thats graphic and uncalled for
    lol i was bored and figured i would throw my 2 cents in!!!!!
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    :blank stare, points at door:
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    but yeah, dookey comes in liquid form, wonder how that happens

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis Digital
    HAHAHHAHAHAHHA For some reason I just laughed my ass off.


    Im half asian and I dont lift my legs when doing a number two. LOL
    so you just lift one leg?:confused:
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    sometimes one leg works the best

    I know when I'm having the backed up feeling, I lift one leg, and just start stompin. usually 1 or 2 good stomps gets the job done, but for those real dry ones it may take a minute, specially if I wanna stay clean

    man 1 time when I was younger I messed up and clinched the shit in half, I was wipin for like 2 hours
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    sometimes one leg works the best

    I know when I'm having the backed up feeling, I lift one leg, and just start stompin. usually 1 or 2 good stomps gets the job done, but for those real dry ones it may take a minute, specially if I wanna stay clean

    man 1 time when I was younger I messed up and clinched the shit in half, I was wipin for like 2 hours

    bwahahaha

    ever tried stepping light on the way to the toilet, fearing hard step will release the flood gates?

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