Got this off a myspace bulletin, thought it was true

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
MY NIGGAS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
MY NIGGAS: Call your parents DAD and MOM

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
MY NIGGAS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MY NIGGAS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. And will call you a "soft ass nigga"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
MY NIGGAS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
MY NIGGAS: Loses your shit and tells you, "remember when you lost my shit"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
MY NIGGAS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...


FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
MY NIGGAS: Walk right in

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
MY NIGGAS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: STops you from getting into fights
MY NIGGAS: Hit the niggas before you can even get to them.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
MY NIGGAS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
MY NIGGAS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Yo nigga, drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! Quit being a bitch"