Just woke up figure i would post something. some of these might be a repost. and someone of you will say it is a repost just to be cool.
Q.)What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded......