QD's How To Be A Gangsta....by yours truly...

[quickdodge®]

Click here. This is my first and only blog in my My Space page. Read it, memorize it, learn it and do it. I took great pride in writing these instructions for you. These are rules that I went by to become the E-thugster that I am today. Later, QD.

[Julio]

I dont have an account on there so i cant view it

[quickdodge®]

Well, here:

Q-DIZZLE'S "HOW TO BE AN INTERNET GANGSTER"

You get home and log on to the computer to check your E-mails. As you are doing this, you sign on to your favorite message forum site. It's about this time you notice a negative reply towards you in one of your earlier posts. What do you do? How do you react? Do you just ignore it and move on to the next, thinking you have better things to do than sit and argue with some on the Internet? HELL NO you don't. You need to put this sucka in check and make him learn to respect you. And here is how you do this:

1. First thing you do is discredit his sexuality by calling the person gay. Even if the person is married and has several children, he is still gay. This automatically sets the tone for the upcoming online battle. You have said, in this step, that you WILL NOT STAND for this shit.

2. Next you will make unwarranted comments about the person's car. Even if it is a 20 time NOPI or HIN BOS winner, it is still the "ugliest car evar" and you would "never be caught riding in that car." You are working on crushing his whole pysche by now.

STEP 3 IS IMPORTANT...PAY ATTENTION

3. You've made it this far. Don't let the apology slow you down now. Now's the time for the "I'll kick your ass" posts. You'll go through a sreies of these posts thus resulting in a "let's meet at the local theater" post to which no one will ever show up. In this stage of the fight, you will start making sexual comments towards the signaificant other. Comments such as "that's not what your wife said to me last night" or "tell your Mom to fix me some breakfast next time" are crowd favorites that will really set the other person in a fire.

Always remember, although this is the Internet, YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY! THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. THIS IS YOUR LIFE. TAKE HOLD OF YOUR LIFE AND DON'T LET ANYONE E-BULLY YOU AROUND.

Later, QD.

[429bigblock]

lololol

[Fake QD®]

Later, Fake QD.

[v3rd1g0]

your gay....

[ECMgarrett]

hahahahahaahahahahahahah
very nice!
+1 rep!

[quickdodge®]

your gay....

You got the idea. Later, QD.

[Wurm]

[IndianStig]

your gay....

and his car belongs in this video...

http://videos.streetfire.net/search/...12218C3156.htm

[quickdodge®]

and his car belongs in this video...

http://videos.streetfire.net/search/...12218C3156.htm

Would you mind NOT fucking this thread by posting your usual crap in here? Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

You must spread some Reputation around before negative repping fastboyamin again.

God. Dammit. Later, QD.

[Stormhammer]

Click here. This is my first and only blog in my My Space page. Read it, memorize it, learn it and do it. I took great pride in writing these instructions for you. These are rules that I went by to become the E-thugster that I am today. Later, QD.

......................

-shrugs-

[quickdodge®]

^^^ You have to be quick with the keyboard and witty in your repsonses to understand the meaning behind being a keyboard kommando. Later, QD.

[Stormhammer]

^^^ ah, but in that case, by your definition, I'm an E-thugster

[quickdodge®]

Up and coming, my young prodigy. Up and coming. Lolol. Later, QD.

[Stormhammer]

ah, well, its good to learn from the best eh?

[quickdodge®]

^^^ Who other than? Later, QD.

[Fake QD®]

^^^ Im using your tactics in another thread as we speak, err, type. Later, Fake QD.

[ShooterMcGavin]

noticing a couple of typos and grammar errors qd, i'm disappointed

[Wurm]

noticing a couple of typos and grammar errors qd, i'm disappointed

[Tasuki_Civic]

Well, here:

Q-DIZZLE'S "HOW TO BE AN INTERNET GANGSTER"

You get home and log on to the computer to check your E-mails. As you are doing this, you sign on to your favorite message forum site. It's about this time you notice a negative reply towards you in one of your earlier posts. What do you do? How do you react? Do you just ignore it and move on to the next, thinking you have better things to do than sit and argue with some on the Internet? HELL NO you don't. You need to put this sucka in check and make him learn to respect you. And here is how you do this:

1. First thing you do is discredit his sexuality by calling the person gay. Even if the person is married and has several children, he is still gay. This automatically sets the tone for the upcoming online battle. You have said, in this step, that you WILL NOT STAND for this shit.

2. Next you will make unwarranted comments about the person's car. Even if it is a 20 time NOPI or HIN BOS winner, it is still the "ugliest car evar" and you would "never be caught riding in that car." You are working on crushing his whole pysche by now.

STEP 3 IS IMPORTANT...PAY ATTENTION

3. You've made it this far. Don't let the apology slow you down now. Now's the time for the "I'll kick your ass" posts. You'll go through a sreies of these posts thus resulting in a "let's meet at the local theater" post to which no one will ever show up. In this stage of the fight, you will start making sexual comments towards the signaificant other. Comments such as "that's not what your wife said to me last night" or "tell your Mom to fix me some breakfast next time" are crowd favorites that will really set the other person in a fire.

Always remember, although this is the Internet, YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY! THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. THIS IS YOUR LIFE. TAKE HOLD OF YOUR LIFE AND DON'T LET ANYONE E-BULLY YOU AROUND.

Later, QD.

You gay son of bitch!! I cant fuckin stand your gay ass posts.............your car is still the "ugliest car evar" i dont give a fuck how pretty your wife models next to your car....it still looks like SHIT. The next time i see your bright lite dumbass at the V meet im gonna beat tha breaks off ya ass and spit in ya face and call you Betty!!!!! and ooh " Tell your Dad to fix me some breakfast next time and remind him i like my eggs scrambled!!"

YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH..................















































hows that QD? hmmm i need a lil more practice??

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^i don't know, he's a big stickler for that spelling and grammar

[Tasuki_Civic]

( ok jus for that )

fuk spellin and gramma if you want dat read a book bitch

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^lirl +1 for 100% spelling
edit: fine then, u are way too tensed up, take a joke yo!

[Tasuki_Civic]

:wgaf:

[Kalifornia087]

LoLocaust!

[Xan]

Actually, she misspelled "grammar." Regardless, grammatical errors make one appear to have "street cred." For instance "You bes shut da fug up fo bus a cap in yo azz" loses some of it's potency in it's grammatically correct form which is "You had best be quiet, lest I have to fire upon you with a semi-automatic weapon of extended calibur while aiming for your gluteous maximus." A good lesson in "appearing hard" can be had from this thread.

[Tasuki_Civic]

Actually, she misspelled "grammar." Regardless, grammatical errors make one appear to have "street cred." For instance "You bes shut da fug up fo bus a cap in yo azz" loses some of it's potency in it's grammatically correct form which is "You had best be quiet, lest I have to fire upon you with a semi-automatic weapon of extended calibur while aiming for your gluteous maximus." A good lesson in "appearing hard" can be had from this thread.

Why thank you Xan for the wonderful synopsis.....atleast someone around here gets the point

[ShooterMcGavin]

Actually, she misspelled "grammar." Regardless, grammatical errors make one appear to have "street cred." For instance "You bes shut da fug up fo bus a cap in yo azz" loses some of it's potency in it's grammatically correct form which is "You had best be quiet, lest I have to fire upon you with a semi-automatic weapon of extended calibur while aiming for your gluteous maximus." A good lesson in "appearing hard" can be had from this thread.

awesome, you get mad street cred then for mis-spelling caliber then j/p

[Tasuki_Civic]

^ omg your so lame...please stop while your ahead......just stop posting in here

[Xan]

awesome, you get mad street cred then for mis-spelling caliber then j/p

Actually. "calibur" is spelled with a "u." My father is a gunsmith. I even googled it to be sure.

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^ http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/calibur

[Xan]

^^^ http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/calibur

WELL...If I'M illiterate it's GOOGLE'S fault...I'm gonna use "calibre" so I don't have to say you were right...

Fuckin google and it's innaccurate posing to be accurate spellings...

You realise you just ruined my credibility for this entire thread...Damn you. Damn you to hell.

[ShooterMcGavin]

+1 for effort. and consider me damned, lol

[quickdodge®]

hows that QD? hmmm i need a lil more practice??

Actually, that kind of sucked. Mainly because my Father ( I never had a Dad) has been dead for 20 years. So it would pretty much be impossible for him to do anything, let alone fix breakfast. Later, QD.

[Tasuki_Civic]

Actually, that kind of sucked. Mainly because my Father ( I never had a Dad) has been dead for 20 years. So it would pretty much be impossible for him to do anything, let alone fix breakfast. Later, QD.

oooh im sorry. i didnt know. i'll try again later

[quickdodge®]

Don't sweat that, girl. I didn't when my Mom told me. I had always hoped for his death, so it was good news to me. It's one thing to be verbally disowned by a parent, but try having one actually legally disown you in court. SO if there really is a God, then He sure worked in my favor that day. Pyback was a bitch for that bitch. Later, QD.

[psychodrama_81]

haha...this tickles me....but nontheless, nice.

Where do you dig this shit up?

[quickdodge®]

I made this up. It is my guidelines that I follow when I am taking care of my E-business. Later, QD.