whats a good excuse for me to tell my boss so i can get out of work early?
A good excuse...
whats a good excuse for me to tell my boss so i can get out of work early?
doctors appointment
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
your on your period
YEA...IM AN ASSHOLE
When Ive had to leave, Ive just told my boss that Im not feeling well.
chimichangas from QT????
i think that explains itself....
You Should See The Way I Load The AK, If You Need Em Right Now Then Im On My Way...
Originally Posted by dereksi
your genital warts are flaring up and you need your prescription ointment
on my period? yea, real funny.
if i told him i have GW...he'd probably tell me to go home and not come back.
dude, make it urgent, that way its no questions asked... just be like AHHH fuck those chimichangas i ate... my ulcer is kicking in like VTEC and then take a shit on his chest to confirm that you're really sick, then leave.
damn toquitos
NO!!!!!its CHIMICHANGAS!!!!!
You Should See The Way I Load The AK, If You Need Em Right Now Then Im On My Way...
I always make it something really embaressing cuase then they most likely think that there is no way they would say that unless it were really true.. tell them you have diahrrea and shit your pants or something.. lol
~In life it's most important to find a world that belongs to us. Life is meaningful only when we can find this world.~
Oh another one.. I used.. but it was real.. was my sister had to be at work and her babysitter cancelled and her work said she had to come in or dont come back pretty much.. she only worked like 1 or two days a week as it was..
Or say your mom's car is broke down and she needs help and your dad is out of town on business and if it would be ok if you left early to go help her..
~In life it's most important to find a world that belongs to us. Life is meaningful only when we can find this world.~
tell him... your mom found your balls in her mouth.
tell them you got blue balls and you need to whack the monkey
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
i would use the chimchangas but the closest QT to here is in cartersville...thats about 30-45 mins away.
i'm thinkin about tell him that i have a bad case of the hersey squirts and my ass if on fire from some hot wings i ate yesterday.
tell him you got anxiety attack and your about to pass out or you are diabetic and have low blood sugar and need to go eat or tell him FUCK OFF IM GOING HOME
have a gurl call your job and pretend she is crying and say that she needs someone to pick her up cause her boyfriend hit on h er. and no one can go get her but you. then say that she satys from from tha job ( knowing when you go it will take all day to get there and back thru traffic and to make sure she is ok and somewhere safe)
it works everytime
Yep that's pretty much what I would say. If you want, go get some laxatives, overdose so he really knows that you need to go home. They will want you to go after you have the whole place smelling like shit
THAT'S MY JAM!
tell him you have a bad case of a gohper drowning in its hole ..
NY STAY HIGH !!!
wtf???
why do people have to say stupid shit?
quit being a tard and grow up!
haha, thats not a bad idea, but i need the cash.
tell him your viagra is kicking in again..so its your girl or him...and tell him to choose.
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Suck it up and finish out the day
"Last night I was attacked by a gay guy who didn't like the remarks I made about him and he hit me in the face and broke the windshield of my car with a small bat that I tried to hit him with."
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
huh?
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