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    Default A funny for y'all

    don't let the repost police get me

    HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

    Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

    Leave them alone and come back after 6 hrs and then analyze the situation.

    - If they are counting the bricks, put them in the accounting deptment.

    - If they are recounting them, put them in auditing.

    - If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in engineering.

    - If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in planning.

    - If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.

    - If they are sleeping, put them in security.

    - If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in information technology.

    - If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.

    - If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in sales.

    - If they have already left for the day, put them in marketing.

    - If they are staring out of the window, put them in strategic planning.

    And then last but not least...

    - If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them all and put them in top management.

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    RE MUTAHFUCKIN POST!!!

    shit, is today national repost day?

    :looks at calander:

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