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  1. 03-21-2006, 10:48 AM #1
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    Default what would you do if?

    a woman called you out of the blue and informed u that her 1yr old was infact yours????? would u claim it ir run FOr the hills... just curious


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    If she sleeps around or plays the field, Id get a paternity test done to prove it, then Id take up 100% for the child.
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    Take $500 got to the DNA lab and make sure its yours!
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    I agree with everyone else...DNA Test Maury FTW
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    so... Alex.. do you need to tell us something?
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    Get a test, and if its yours, own up to being a man and take care of your kid.
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    pretty much.


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    ...paternity test
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    buahaha.. MAURY FTW..


    but, it sounds like ENTRAPMENT... all the other baby daddy's ran.. maybe shes hoping you'll be like, ok, its mine and move on..

    FUCKA THAT SHIT..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cremepuff
    buahaha.. MAURY FTW..


    but, it sounds like ENTRAPMENT... all the other baby daddy's ran.. maybe shes hoping you'll be like, ok, its mine and move on..

    FUCKA THAT SHIT..
    Well see, thats where the test that EVERYONE just mentioned comes into play
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    call jerry springer.....Hell give you one of them dna test for free.....

    On a real note, Some girls will just do that to put you in a trap, their scandlouz like that, you know how it goes, you meet a girl, you break up with her, she still wants you to the point shes stalking you, and the only way she can keep you in her life is by saying "im pregnant" and your the daddy.....seen it happen all too many times with my homies and what not........

    but yeah def get that blood test done, thats the only way you can be 100% sure.
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    buahaha.. he can go on TV and just plug the hell outta IA with a shirt..

    but I think me personally, I wouldn't go on TV for that.. maybe, for a free trip?
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    yea what ever one said ..

    take the test and if its really yours be the father ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    i would laugh my ass off if i saw alex on tv............me, ricky, and the rest of the asshole crew would be in the audience gettin crunk as fuck throwing shoes at the stage, booing, and throwin up gang signs all over the place.........they probaly wouldnt even play that episode because it would be rated R
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    i would laugh my ass off if i saw alex on tv............me, ricky, and the rest of the asshole crew would be in the audience gettin crunk as fuck throwing shoes at the stage, booing, and throwin up gang signs all over the place.........they probaly wouldnt even play that episode because it would be rated R


    they'd put it on a dvd: uncut.. and sell it for $20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cremepuff
    they'd put it on a dvd: uncut.. and sell it for $20
    tro0o .. bootleg $5 bucks ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo
    tro0o .. bootleg $5 bucks ..

    selling the dvd out of the trunk at NP/V meets
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    I'd dip to Mexico for about 2 years, then when new years comes you can join everyone else on a new coast, a new life, start all over man. Atlanta's been good

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    kick her down the stairs





























    seriously, take a paternity test ot determine if its yours, if it is, handle your business. if its not, make her reimburse you for the paternity test
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    hahaha

    IA: UNCUT ASSHOLES IN YOUR MUTHA$%*&^# CARA!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    hahaha

    IA: UNCUT ASSHOLES IN YOUR MUTHA$%*&^# CARA!!

    haha will have girlie images show up with us for the topless mud wrestling contest, and well have a gangsta midget coming out with a 40 in his hand with shades on saying hes the real father of the baby, lol man we should put this shit in the events section!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    haha will have girlie images show up with us for the topless mud wrestling contest, and well have a gangsta midget coming out with a 40 in his hand with shades on saying hes the real father of the baby, lol man we should put this shit in the events section!!!!
    hahahaha OG small people in shades with a OLD E ..
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    i cant have children.. it is a physical impossability for me to have children..its just not medically possible..

    you guys suck, you guys just put what the right thing to do is.. me personally id tell the biatch to fuck off.. if she waited a yr to tell me than screw her


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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    i cant have children.. it is a physical impossability for me to have children..its just not medically possible..

    you guys suck, you guys just put what the right thing to do is.. me personally id tell the biatch to fuck off.. if she waited a yr to tell me than screw her
    medically meaning you got your balls chopped ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    i cant have children.. it is a physical impossability for me to have children..its just not medically possible..

    you guys suck, you guys just put what the right thing to do is.. me personally id tell the biatch to fuck off.. if she waited a yr to tell me than screw her
    I agree. If she waited that long then she probably has no idea who the daddy is either!!!!!!!!
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    what son !!!

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    man Mark you are too funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    man Mark you are too funny

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    oh snap son! im comin up in this bitch!!
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    hells yea. you'll catch me before you know it!!

    :cups hand: as long as you keep passin out beers!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    hells yea. you'll catch me before you know it!!

    :cups hand: as long as you keep passin out beers!!
    i told yall fools, im not in charge of beer anymore, Your going to have to find someone new.......

    I QUIT!

    We should make Kallie our beer getter know, she can open the bottles off her booty...hahaha j/p kallie i luv you......
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    i told yall fools, im not in charge of beer anymore, Your going to have to find someone new.......

    I QUIT!

    We should make Kallie our beer getter know, she can open the bottles off her booty...hahaha j/p kallie i luv you......
    I gotcha man! lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    i told yall fools, im not in charge of beer anymore, Your going to have to find someone new.......

    I QUIT!

    We should make Kallie our beer getter know, she can open the bottles off her booty...hahaha j/p kallie i luv you......
    The fuck you talkin bout, what is this "our" beers you talkin bout, LIRL!! Step your game up, then we might consider inducting you into the Asshole Crew, but until then... keep them beers cold PUTO!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinSane110
    The fuck you talkin bout, what is this "our" beers you talkin bout, LIRL!! Step your game up, then we might consider inducting you into the Asshole Crew, but until then... keep them beers cold PUTO!!!

    I think i would be the sweetest member of the asshole crew, the ladies lick me up like candy....haha, ok........that was lame....wtf you thinking mark???? :confused:


    but anyways, Mr. Justinsane i dont mind getting you beer because i know you get 1 your good for the night......
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    but anyways, Mr. Justinsane i dont mind getting you beer because i know you get 1 your good for the night......
    Haha, man please.
    Ain't we been over this before, I can handle my shit, Kallie can vouch for that. Try again!
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    Kallie wheres my drink hoochie
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    ohhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt... alex, you a daddy?
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    just like dady, whooa, yea yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea

    GOT'CHA BITCH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    just like dady, whooa, yea yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea

    [B]GOT'CHA BITCH![B]

    hahaha

    GOTCHA BITCH!
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    She waited a year man...thats way too long not to tell the daddy if in fact you are the dad. If its medically impossible for you to not have a baby then tell her that shit...and if she takes you to court than you can prove her ass wrong. Or paternity test after she signs a contract that she will reimburse you if she is infact wrong. That way if she doesn't pay that Judge Judy bitches.
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