~Thursday Quotes~
post some of your fav quotes
"The Queen is beckoning, get on your knees and pray for life"
~Thursday Quotes~
post some of your fav quotes
"The Queen is beckoning, get on your knees and pray for life"
Last edited by Hulud; 03-16-2006 at 10:27 AM.
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"Hulud is a fag"
LOL j/k
yo mamaOriginally Posted by Black Paper Diary
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Originally Posted by Hulud
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her![]()
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o snapOriginally Posted by babygurl
Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.Originally Posted by Hulud
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lolOriginally Posted by Hulud
Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.Originally Posted by babygurl
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yo mama so old, Jesus signed her yearbook.
Yo mama's so dirty, that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons
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oh damn^^
yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!
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oh thats wrong
yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles
Yo mamas so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!
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Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles
Originally Posted by Sibsr20
racise
Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.
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here an old school one i remember. saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said, Moving.
Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded
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Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresOriginally Posted by Hulud
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WOW lol winnarOriginally Posted by Hulud
haha
your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paidOriginally Posted by babygurl
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Originally Posted by Hulud
Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor
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Yo mama so nasty when she masterbates, she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.Originally Posted by babygurl
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Originally Posted by Hulud
Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
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Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beachOriginally Posted by babygurl
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Originally Posted by Hulud
The other day when I went over to your house to visit your sister, Yo mama ran out from under the porch and bit my leg.
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Yo mamas so ugly that your dad brings her to work so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbyeOriginally Posted by babygurl
and im off to class be back later
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Originally Posted by Hulud
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes.
have a good day!
grand prix.....