I'm a complete dumbass and I've lost the keys to my car...

Does anyone have a hook up with GM to where I can get another unlocker thingy made? I can get another key for like $15, but I don't want to pay the $50-100 for the stupid clicker doo-hickey that I'm addicted to...

Suggestions?! (No smart remarks, I already know I'm a dumbass... )