Me: Bellsouth... this is George...

Guy on phone: Hello, is this Marks Dental office.

Me: (what id like to say) No you mother fucking moron, what the fuck did I just say, I said Bell mother fucking south, not Marks fucking dental office.

Me: (what I really said) No sir this is Bellsouth....

Guy: Is this number 866 blah blah blah

Me: It might be.... I dont know

Guy: okay thanks



fucking shit I quit