I guess I'm up first. I selected the "Post a Poll" option but I don't know if it worked. Oh well, here it goes...
How should I start this, I’m the world’s hardest artist
Crush lumps of coal to diamond while I’m rhymin’ on the park bench
You’re stinkin’ up this battle like herds of cattle that just farted
My style is Einstein, & your skill is plain retarded
But not in a good way, so shut up and just listen
I’m the cat in this rat race and my point is pole position
Razor sharp lyrics slicin’ through the competition
Split your ass in half with my verbal nuclear fission
Me beating you, before verse two, is just a given
I’m a master craftsman, with lyrical precision
More precise than a priest in the midst of an exorcism
More precise than a Mohel performing a circumcision
But its not left to me, I let the poll show the decision
You’re knocked out in round one before your chance at submission
You’re tossed to the lions like the Romans did the Christians
You’re in a corner crying, & being me is what you’re wishin’
Who are you kiddin’? You can’t escape my attack
By my 4th line, flat on your back is where you were at
Now its crunch time & your train of thought is off its track
You’re all that is, ever was, and ever will be, WACK!