Rap Battle: Me vs. QD

[JustinSane110™]

Fuck my luck man, first battle I get matched with the champ. Oh well, I ain't about to back down, lol.


Mister Quick Dizzle, you the freestyle king
But your style is played out like the word bling
You think you Dylan, tryin to spit hot fire
But I think it's past time for yo ass to retire
Come in here, yeah you hold shit down
But a lot of muhfuckas are comin for yo crown
After this battle we wont see you around
Kinda like them spirits you be huntin down
But imma stick around,and be sure to finish the job foo
Leave you laid out so the junkies can still rob you
Sad thing is with all the guys you tell to slob you
Imma prolly be hated on for pickin on a gay dude
Dont get me wrong I got respect for you man
But do the right thing and put the crown in my hand
And you'll bow out gracefully
Be glad you facin me
And not another collar poppin bitch
Rockin some Abercrombie and Fitch
That even you laid in a ditch
Fool wasn't on the level of a snitch
But you still counted him as a notch on your belt
Prolly got happy with the hand you was dealt
When you saw that kid come at you
It was like racing with a statue
But it's all cool, it's up to me to expose you
Cuz the charade's gotta end, your shit is gettin old dude



Damn, that was tough to get something going, but the 25-26 lines came up real damn quick. Shitty, but imma try to step it up for the next round.

[Tracy]

Fuck my luck man, first battle I get matched with the champ. Oh well, I ain't about to back down, lol.


Mister Quick Dizzle, you the freestyle king
But your style is played out like the word bling
You think you Dylan, tryin to spit hot fire
But I think it's past time for yo ass to retire
Come in here, yeah you hold shit down
But a lot of muhfuckas are comin for yo crown
After this battle we wont see you around
Kinda like them spirits you be huntin down
But imma stick around,and be sure to finish the job foo
Leave you laid out so the junkies can still rob you
Sad thing is with all the guys you tell to slob you
Imma prolly be hated on for pickin on a gay dude
Dont get me wrong I got respect for you man
But do the right thing and put the crown in my hand
And you'll bow out gracefully
Be glad you facin me
And not another collar poppin bitch
Rockin some Abercrombie and Fitch
That even you laid in a ditch
Fool wasn't on the level of a snitch
But you still counted him as a notch on your belt
Prolly got happy with the hand you was dealt
When you saw that kid come at you
It was like racing with a statue
But it's all cool, it's up to me to expose you
Cuz the charade's gotta end, your shit is gettin old dude



Damn, that was tough to get something going, but the 25-26 lines came up real damn quick. Shitty, but imma try to step it up for the next round.

not bad for a black guy

[JustinSane110™]

not bad for a black guy

Haha, I think I fucked up in the middle tryin to squeeze a 4 liner in there and threw the flow of it off.

[quickdodge®]

Step up next in line it's now your fuccin turn
I see your face gettin red can you feel the fuccin burn
Or is that embarrasement that would explain you hidin your face
I see you scroungin through your purse...you findin your mace?
Cuz thats the only way you can spray, you cant do it lyrically
But you may, if you want, try to spiritually
You could to church and try to talk with Jesus
And if he can't help you get in touch with Regis
You can ask the audience or even phone a friend
Just know that you shouldn't post to me in that tone again
I'm comin at you virtually, live and in effect
Call me satellite, because I come Direct
Like a straight A student I'm always correct
Now gimme my muthafuccin goddamn respect
Talkin rhymes is my every day habit
I figured you'd know by now, silly rabbit
This dicks for chicks so get off mine
I know you perform tricks for a nickel and a dime
You spit such shit, just bout all of the time
Now you're cowerin in the corner over on the muthafuccin wall
I rose straight to the top only to see you duck then fall

Ok. That is my first round punch. Later, QD.

[Tracy]

Step up next in line it's now your fuccin turn
I see your face gettin red can you feel the fuccin burn
Or is that embarrasement that would explain you hidin your face
I see you scroungin through your purse...you findin your mace?
Cuz thats the only way you can spray, you cant do it lyrically
But you may, if you want, try to spiritually
You could to church and try to talk with Jesus
And if he can't help you get in touch with Regis
You can ask the audience or even phone a friend
Just know that you shouldn't post to me in that tone again
I'm comin at you virtually, live and in effect
Call me satellite, because I come Direct
Like a straight A student I'm always correct
Now gimme my muthafuccin goddamn respect
Talkin rhymes is my every day habit
I figured you'd know by now, silly rabbit
This dicks for chicks so get off mine
I know you perform tricks for a nickel and a dime
You spit such shit, just bout all of the time
Now you're cowerin in the corner over on the muthafuccin wall
I rose straight to the top only to see you duck then fall

Ok. That is my first round punch. Later, QD.

not bad for a white boy

[Tbird_guy]

I dunno, Im likin justane's, but Qd will not dissappoint I am sure

[burnout1990]

hey i just read all that in the other thread so, whens the poll after each guys round or after each reply?

[JustinSane110™]

I dunno, Im likin justane's, but Qd will not dissappoint I am sure

Just be sure to vote when the poll goes up, lol. I know I had to bring the shit, cuz QD always does so without further ado here comes round 2.


Everybody take a seat relax and lean back
I'm about to show you QDizzle's shit is wack
Dude gettin kinda nervous, bein tested by a rookie
Prolly mad cuz his groupies started givin me the nookie
I know you say you got a little cred in the street
But fuck all that, yo ass bout to get beat,
like King Kong's chest, you claim to be the best
But the way I see it, you a embarrassment to the West
I don't mean to be mean, but I'll lay you down clean
To find you, we gonna need a EMF machine
Don't mean to bust your ass like glass,
But you gonna be hidden, like a snake in the grass
Man you can't see, you can't run from me
Let the shit grow tall so you can hide in it G
But didnt stop to see I got the lawnmower
Here, lemme drop the blades lower
Fuck a lifeline, don't need no goddamn Regis
You the muhfucka thats gonna need a friend in Jesus
After I finish with you
Stop to dust off my shoes
Leaving no evidence
What, you not convinced?
Man, what you saw before wasn't duckin and fallin'
I was just laughin, cuz you thought u was ballin'
But for now imma chill so you can make a retort
But you know I got this shit locked down like a fort...


Ight, I like that one a lot more than my first.

[i4_garage]

can i put my verse down too?>..i am a asian guy....not Jin...lol

[JustinSane110™]

can i put my verse down too?>..i am a asian guy....not Jin...lol

Go into the Calling all freestyle/text battlers and post up so you can get in the brackets, you should be able to take ol dudes spot that got banned.

[burnout1990]

i think everyone should be on when battling im impatient damn it

[KevinT707]

this is exciting, I never been in this "Music" before. Looks like I'll be visiting often now

[quickdodge®]

Chill out, sit back, take a pill and relax
You're testing my limits and it's about to be maxed
Listen to me, son, patience is a virtue
Take my advise and this I will assure you
I don't know, homeboy, if you can go the distance
With my rated R style, don't you need parental assistance?
With Fat Joe, we're leaned back like that tower in Pisa
If rhymes were a painting, mine would be the Mona Lisa
If rhyming were a breeding ground, I would be sired
If you stepped up, I'd hire Trump to say You're Fired
I'm like a weeble when I wobble, but I don't fall down
I can laugh while I slay ya cuz I'm a killer clown
You were hungry so you thought, Why wait?
And you started to bite my shit and I sent ya to Hell's Gate
Why you taking my words and twisting them around
Last fool that did that ended up six feet underground
Wait, what do I hear is that an EVP
Last mo-fucca saying to you, look what happened to me
I tested QD, poked him with the mic like I had a prod
Can't nobody fucc with this fuccin freestylin God
Tell me who's the best in the North, East, West and South
And then just maybe I'll take this gun barrel out of your mouth.

Later, QD.

[JustinSane110™]

^^ +1, good rounds man. Imma have to get into a few more of these, it's pretty fun.

**Edit**

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

Damn.

[quickdodge®]

Just to let you know, I editted my post just now to correct mispellings, lolol. You are much better than I thought, to be honest. Good job. And yes, these are a lot of fun. Later, QD.

[JustinSane110™]

Haha, thanks man. First time ever tryin it too, damn Brandon puttin me against you right away, lol.

[PSINXS]

poll time!!

[JustinSane110™]

poll time!!

Yeah, hopefully QD will edit in the morning. Good thing we got a replacement for the collar popper though haha.

[Nomad!]

Very nice gentlemen. I hope to DESTROY the both of you in the near future

[COGCaviZ24]

awwhh shit. the polls are even

[AtifSajid]

That was pretty close, round 2 was much better.

[JMCIVIC01]

is there no more spots in the bracket?

[PSINXS]

u the lst one

[quickdodge®]

I agree. My opponent was very competitive. Nice shit. We had a good round. Later, QD.

[PSINXS]

still want votes to go to ten or 5?

[quickdodge®]

Just let it ride a minute. I'd say until maybe this time tomorrow. It hasn't been up for a full day yet. Everyone else can go ahead and start their shit, too. Later, QD.

[PSINXS]

i'll be posting tonite

[JustinSane110™]

I agree. My opponent was very competitive. Nice shit. We had a good round. Later, QD.

Thanks man, I knew you were gonna come at me so I had to step up and bring it, lol. We gotta go a few more rounds when the tourney is over.

[quickdodge®]

Most definitely. Later, QD.

[Spyder]

holy shit, its tied!

[imbosile]

im gonna have to go with QD, JustinSane you tried to carry on a rhyme a little to long, kinda wore it out.

[JustinSane110™]

im gonna have to go with QD, JustinSane you tried to carry on a rhyme a little to long, kinda wore it out.

Yeah, I noticed that after I posted it and figured it was gonna end up costing me.

Spyder, it's been tied up damn near the whole time the polls been open, just keeps going back and forth hehe. I'm not gonna lie, I was expecting QD to take the win pretty easily so I've been pretty surprised to say the least, lol.

[slowassteg]

voted, good battles

[PSINXS]

crazy. its still tied. 8 to 8!!!

[MachNU]

QD WINS WITH A VOTE OF 10-9

[PSINXS]

^thanks becuase i definitely missed the final vote being cast.

Congrats QD!!! u advance. see ya next round

[quickdodge®]

Cool. Hmmm. Who can it be now? Later, QD.

[JustinSane110™]

Ahhh shit!! LOL, I put up a damn good fight though. Congrats to QD, and just to let ya'll know.... Imma be back and I'm puttin the gas to the floor from now on, lol.

[quickdodge®]

You were an awesome competitor. Quite good delivery. I'll look forward to seeing you again. Later, QD.

[KNHTRDR]

Nice battle, Will there be a IA freestyle mix tape in the future say umm spring 06???