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    Default Sex Math

    Your Age by Sex Math. This is pretty neat! Check it out.... found it on another forum and it works!!

    YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH
    DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

    It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read... You
    might need a small piece of scrap paper for simple addition and subtraction.

    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that
    you would like to have sex. (more than once but
    less than 10)
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    2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
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    3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
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    4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the
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    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add
    1755....
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    If you haven't, add 1754 ....
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    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
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    You should have a three digit number
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    The first digit of this was your original number (i.e.,
    how many times you want to have sex each week).
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    The next two numbers are .........
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    YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
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    THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO
    SPREAD IT AROUND > > WHILE IT LASTS.

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    Do I have to send this to 15 of my closest friends for it to work? Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Do I have to send this to 15 of my closest friends for it to work? Later, QD.
    haha, no it acutally works right then and there when you do it

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    Lolol. I know, j/k. Heh. Later, QD.
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    lol

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    -1 times a week and im 62?...
    i ended up with -162 as my answer
    wtf is this from a fortune cookie or something.

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    worked on me...but not on krissy or my cuzin

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    5 times a week and I'm 20

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    6 times a week and im 18
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    3 times a week and im 17 (18 in 14 days)

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    worked and my birthday is today. 8 23.

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    7 times a week and i'm 20 but will be 21 in 15 days
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    10 times a week and i am 21 - it worked for me
    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it!

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    lol mine came out right 322


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    14 times a week, 18 yrs old

    ..damn its good

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    424 that is awesome LOL

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    cool! It works.
    Val for president!

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    mine came out right, 921

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    12 times a week and im 21...man if it were only possible to find a guy that could do that

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    WORKED WITH ME AND JON

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    you guys are not reading it says "First of all, pick the number of times a week that
    you would like to have sex. (more than once but
    less than 10)


    shit if it just said pick a number, ya'll got some low ass numbers
    stupid pussy ass muther fuckers

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    Quote Originally Posted by kilpatty43
    12 times a week and im 21...man if it were only possible to find a guy that could do that
    First you have to find a guy that wants to have sex with you. Any guy can do 12 times a week. If not..i feel sorry for ya bro. Get a pump and some time off work. lol

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