i know im gay, Speedmonkey vs QD freestyle battle

[Speedm0(\)key]

ok mr qd i go first...

i suck at this, but i called you out...


you claim yourself an online champ freestylist?/ drop the rhymes pick up some scissors and become a hair stylist/ show me the so called rhymes that made ya the champ that rules/ i bet theres more talent in green eggs and ham written by dr. seuss/

i spit nothing but lyricaly acid/ my rhymes will eat your rhymes like that fucking crocodile off of lake placid/ let your flow become rancid/ dont even step up to this, keep the little dignity you have left dont chance it/ or speedmonkey will smash it/ get a head start and change your name to jasmin/ cause its gonna be a raping like an 8yr old boy locked in a room with micheal jackson/

your turn mr. QD lets see/ what makes you importatlantas champion MC/

[TheFireMan]

OHH SNAP!!

..I wonder what QD is gunna do? Accept the challenge? or decline..:confused:

[Speedm0(\)key]

i did that like in 2 minutes.. i hope he doesnt take like 2 weeks to respond.. with that time advantage he'll own me

[TheFireMan]

i did that like in 2 minutes.. i hope he doesnt take like 2 weeks to respond.. with that time advantage he'll own me

1...2...3...and GO! Spit...

[quickdodge®]

I don't claim to be champ I was voted in the position
By a jury of my peers ..I had little competition
I'm gonna handle you now, it's now my mission
You'll soon be wishin
That I'll stop dishin
My lethal dose of rhymes that'll make you think about switchin
From streetracing to becomin a muthafuccin Christian
Now stop bitchin
Stop snitchin
Before I leave your ass twitchin
Next time you're seen it'll be down in a ditch and
You'll realize with whom you've been dealin
Like Toyota, you'll be sayin Oh What a feelin
Tryin to get the fucc away, you're tires straight sqealin
Like the banana in your sig, your cap, I'll be pealin
Your rhymes made about as much sense as the US in Iraq
You cant lose your train of thought cuz it was never on track
I'll wipe you down, you're the window and I'll be the squeegee
Whenever you see me
You get on your knees Gee
Then commence to please me
Now I'm out of here, still representin the West Coast
I'm now the object of my seekin, homie, I'm ghost.

There's my start up reply, lolol. Later, QD.

[PSINXS]

You cant lose your train of thought cuz it was never on track

hot shit mike

[EJ25RUN]

speedmonkey needs to

[accrdpusha]

Come on Speedmonkey--If you gonna be a monkey be a gorrilla

[lazyboi444]

How bout you guys get off the net with this and just have a real battle! Now that i would love to hear because thats no time to think you just flow! And why all of a sudden Speedmonkey did you challenge QD for!

[Speedm0(\)key]

why all of a sudden Speedmonkey did you challenge QD for!

we have gangsta beef.. we fight for online territory

[quickdodge®]

we have gangsta beef.. we fight for online territory

Lolol. Later, QD.

[COGCaviZ24]

was it just me or was that a little one sided? QD>speedmonkey

[PhAtBoYMr2]

hahahah

[Speedm0(\)key]

yeah i know i suck.. this is the best i can do to reply to that.... ugggghhhh..

dont give me that become a christian shit/
as much as i care about religion i'd be considered a fucking satanist/
you had a full day to spit/
and to me it sounds like some written shit/
but its fine, im ok/
and i dont even listen to rap anyway/
and my lyrics would still make your discman pop off its clip and run away/

so you're seeking spirits/
while you're wasting time you should also seek for lyrics/
so it doesnt take you 24 hrs just to spit it/
only for speedmonkey to grab that wig and split it/

"qd owns all" is what you make it sound/
only thing you own all with is your pathetic post count/


hmmm.. i did ok i guess

[quickdodge®]

Like 50's acting and rapping skills..you're a joke
If streetracing was performed on a mic, you'd choke
The highest numbers couldn't tell you what I'm worth
Like the Ringling Brothers, I'm the Greatest Show on Earth
I'm powered by plutonium while you're driven by steam
They call me BMW, the ultimate driving machine
I can get the job done better than the quicker picker upper
I eat one MC for breakfast lunch and supper
I'm the best that you'll ever care ta see
Like Sara Lee
Nobody does it better than me
Don't step to me cuz you'll trip the heck up
You'll be that lady who fell and can't get up
I haven't done this bit in quite a while
Here goes a verse..kindergarten style
Who walks on stage...looking enraged
Wantin to spit a verse
It's Speedmonkey...lookin like a junkie
Between the two of us, he's worse
This is over quick, it won't go down to the wire and
You're about as cool as that bitch ass FireMan
I'm done with this set, i'll await your reply
And until then, I'll hold my head up high...

Later, QD.

[Speedm0(\)key]

ultimate driving machine?/
word on the street is you drive like a one eyed woman born in beijing/
lets say.. streetracing WAS spitting youd be on your knees mouth open asking for forgiveness/
as i patiently watch you beg for your existence/
your own advice, you best jump on your train of thought before you miss it/
for your nonsense takes you several minutes/
only for me to read it turn around in seconds just to diss it/
who in the hell says "quicker picker upper"?/
had your daddy seen the future i'd swear he'd use a rubber/
to prevent superior mc's from having you for supper/
im running out of shit to say so ill call you a motherfucker/
cause it rhymed with the lines above/
call yourself the pink mc, it fits your personality like a glove/
now.. i gotta go, i must take a shower/
but ill be back in about an hour/
hopefully when speedmonkey's back/
he better be impressed, not dissapointed reading something wack/

[quickdodge®]

The only wack thing read on IA is your name
Ask me again and I'll tell you the same
You think my lyrics are what you'll diss?
Since I'm married to the game, I've made you my mistress
You get this
You misfit
Keep at it, homeboy and you'll be on my shit list
Pink MC...lolol that's a good one
Quit? Yeah, I think you should, son
Quit coming at me, I think you should slack off
And back off
Take that strap off
Go back to what you do best and that's jack off
This battle should be over you sure can't beat me
You should join the Army if you wanna be all you can be
Cuz you aren't doin it here, lookin straight clowned like Ronald
You just got served..Did somebody say McDonald's
I'll end it again but I'll leave you with this note
You don't stand chance in the future judging by the past rhymes you've wrote

Lolol. Later, QD.

[Tracy]

The only wack thing read on IA is your name
Ask me again and I'll tell you the same
You think my lyrics are what you'll diss?
Since I'm married to the game, I've made you my mistress
You get this
You misfit
Keep at it, homeboy and you'll be on my shit list
Pink MC...lolol that's a good one
Quit? Yeah, I think you should, son
Quit coming at me, I think you should slack off
And back off
Take that strap off
Go back to what you do best and that's jack off
This battle should be over you sure can't beat me
You should join the Army if you wanna be all you can be
Cuz you aren't doin it here, lookin straight clowned like Ronald
You just got served..Did somebody say McDonald's
I'll end it again but I'll leave you with this note
You don't stand chance in the future judging by the past rhymes you've wrote

Lolol. Later, QD.

you rawk!!! Not bad for a white boy

[PSINXS]

yo can i get in on this?

[quickdodge®]

It's on you. Only thing is...nothing sexual with family and try to keep family out. Later, QD.

[PSINXS]

It's on you. Only thing is...nothing sexual with family and try to keep family out. Later, QD.

i'll challenge the winner then.

in other words leave peoples kids, moms etc out? i can call the opponent gay or whatever though right?

[quickdodge®]

i'll challenge the winner then.

i can call the opponent gay or whatever though right?

Hell yeah. Later, QD.

[Speedm0(\)key]

It's on you. Only thing is...nothing sexual with family and try to keep family out. Later, QD.

umm did i screw that up when i said your dad should have worn a rubber?

[quickdodge®]

umm did i screw that up when i said your dad should have worn a rubber?

Nah, now that was cool, lolol. Later, QD.

[Speedm0(\)key]

so uhh.. how do we decide who won, im getting bored?.. its hard going first

[quickdodge®]

Lolol. Put up a poll, I spose. Later, QD.

[The Golden Child]

4 u guyz

[Speedm0(\)key]

hehehehe, i dont even listen to rap, i dont know why im here freestyling

[PSINXS]

somebody vote so i can get in this. i havent text battled in forever.

[Tracy]

somebody vote so i can get in this. i havent text battled in forever.

where is the poll? I vote for QD.

[PSINXS]

the monkey of speed hasnt made it yet

[rolling_trip]

got to say this was very entertaining, but i have to give it to qd on this one, +1 for both of you though.

speed monkey, will have to get you later.

[Speedm0(\)key]

sell outs.....

i call BULLSHIT!

QD is a mod.. and people vote for him only because they are afraid of bannage

[Tracy]

QD. see if speedmonkey is the one who voted for himself

[Speedm0(\)key]

i did, so what?

[Tracy]

i did, so what?

just asking. So what? Do you want to fight again?

[Speedm0(\)key]

just asking. So what? Do you want to fight again?

whats the point, i always win

[Tracy]

whats the point, i always win

well you're not winning in this poll

but you do have 2 votes now...so I guess you have at least 1 friend.

[Speedm0(\)key]

well you're not winning in this poll

but you do have 2 votes now...so I guess you have at least 1 friend.

QD's popularity owns me.

the point is i own you. end of story. <---thats a period not a comma.. convo is over

[Batman]

You 2 just need to show the love for each other and stop doing it 5th grader style!!!!
tracy and monkey sitting in a tree
looking at each other endlessly
they keep on denying it, but everybody knows its true
they are meant for each other, 2 big fools..
ya need to get ya shit together
and live happily forever...
**bboy stance**