Love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X
Love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X
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shut the fuck up
hahahaa, actually, I am laughing at you hulud because you are so incredibly stupid silly...you are one stupid silly bitch you are.
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as i said before, eat your moms dick, ricer lolOriginally Posted by gijoe0720
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your mom?Originally Posted by Tbird_guy
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nope, my mom is quite the serious silly bitch...get it right.
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White people are a fucking joke...
I honestly believe this.
lol damnit!
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get it right man... it's not a dick. She's got an "engorged" clitoris. That's what hours on the clit pump will do to you...Originally Posted by Hulud
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lol wtf???????Originally Posted by estis fatuus
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she has elephanCLITis.
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L@t3 N|GHt Cr3\/\/ and Hump Her Crew member
Ewwwwwwwwwww
FUCK GRAN TURISMO EAST!! NEVER TAKE YOUR CAR THERE, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR AN ALIGNMENT!! TERRIBLE BUSINESS!!![]()
like estis said, the pump will do it to you...
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yall quit talkin bout my momma
Your mom does what?!![]()
FUCK GRAN TURISMO EAST!! NEVER TAKE YOUR CAR THERE, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR AN ALIGNMENT!! TERRIBLE BUSINESS!!![]()
apparently sucks an elephants clit.
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o snap
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She uses a tube connected to a pump attached to her clit to basically give her clit a vacuum induced clitoris hickey causing the clitoris to sometime double or quadruple in size.
She any good at it?
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Originally Posted by estis fatuus
I saw that on Discovery Channel once
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like I said before yall keep my momma outta it and I will keep it outta your mommas
yo mamas ass is pretty tight...
Val for President
Looks tight. But we all know looks can deceiving(sp?)
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i never said looks....
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Hulud stuck his finger in it to make way for his penis, had to go bigger first.
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L@t3 N|GHt Cr3\/\/ and Hump Her Crew member
So he dove in pinky first?
FUCK GRAN TURISMO EAST!! NEVER TAKE YOUR CAR THERE, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR AN ALIGNMENT!! TERRIBLE BUSINESS!!![]()
oh shit, thats worse than where I was going...damn, Hulud, local pinky diver
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you gotta stop confusing me with gijoe
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nope, GIjoe IMed me and said he hurd through Imbosile that your pinky doesn't satisfy him
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??????
i was doin gijoes mom in the ass
it was gijoe who did imbosile
Val for President
so why don't GiJoe and Imbosile just have a 3 some with the maternal clit pump addict?
or how about we don't
i also heard there is a pump for the rectum , it is supposed to swell it up , to make anal sex a fucking good time
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yeah there is something that does that, but you take it orally... its called the habanero pepper.Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
Originally Posted by RandomGuy
actually , that would work both ways.. orally eating it.. anally shitting it
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sounds like a like out of "Snatch"...Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
"OI BOYS! LETS GIVE THIS NANCY A FUCKING GOOD KICKING!!!!!!!!"
Originally Posted by estis fatuus
now SNATCH.. was a great fucking movie, i can have anal sex to that movie
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hell yeah... makes me want to go find a cucumber right now, just thinking of it... those gypsies... :jerkit:Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
I can agree with you almost entirely on that statement, minus the anal sex part. Currently; I am not planning on sticking my stick anywhere, where female humans excrete waste in a solid form.Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
It's just not the polite thing to do.