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  1. 12-04-2005, 09:32 PM #1
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    Default I'm going to be a father...

    This is horrible.

    The last thing I ever wanted to do was be a dad, especially at this age.

    The worst part is now I'm going have to deal with the baby momma for the rest of my life..

    I knew I should have bagged it or pulled out.

    Atleast it will be a cute kid..

    I mean half HalfBaked and half BTLFED.

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  2. 12-04-2005, 09:34 PM #2
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    hah so ur having an asshole!
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    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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  4. 12-04-2005, 09:35 PM #4
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    What a dirty kid.
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    im lost what the hell
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  6. 12-04-2005, 09:36 PM #6
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    surprise
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    im lost what the hell
    Do I need to explain the birds and the bees to you?!

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    How...I mean....WTF!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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  9. 12-04-2005, 09:39 PM #9
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    OMG!

    I'M GOING TO BE THE MOTHER!

    Sweet! I'm a MILF!

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  10. 12-04-2005, 09:40 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple
    surprise
    what the hell justin . quit bein an asshat online or ill slap the white outta u
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    what the hell justin . quit bein an asshat online or ill slap the white outta u
    You will do nothing of the sort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    You will do nothing of the sort.
    Shouldn't you be picking out names for our Child!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Shouldn't you be picking out names for our Child!
    Is it a boy or girl?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Is it a boy or girl?
    ...

    You should be the 1st to know.

    It's a mermaid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    ...

    You should be the 1st to know.

    It's a mermaid.
    The Little Mermaid? She was hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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  16. 12-04-2005, 09:56 PM #16
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    so what are you going to name it? HalfFed or BTLBaked??
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    BTLBaked! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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  18. 12-04-2005, 10:01 PM #18
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    lol ya'll...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 99ITRGIRL
    lol ya'll...
    Will you be the god mother?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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  20. 12-04-2005, 10:09 PM #20
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    HalfFed that's great...

    it's middle name can be "malnourished".
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  21. 12-04-2005, 10:10 PM #21
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    ^^^^^lmfao
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    Val for President!
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    Quote Originally Posted by estis fatuus
    HalfFed that's great...

    it's middle name can be "malnourished".
    You can be the god father "running start."
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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  23. 12-04-2005, 10:12 PM #23
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    this is sooo crazy...Matt your so silly
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    HalfFed > BtlBaked.

    BTW, our mermaid child has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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    i have a confession to make... that kid is half mexican
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
    i have a confession to make... that kid is half mexican
    and we have round 1 here ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo
    and we have round 1 here ..

    we were banging out of control, and the soldier ripped. 200 bucks says the babie comes out with a hint of brown
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    It is ok.

    Me, Speedmonkey, and BTLFED will all be appearing on Jerry Springer shortly after the childs birth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    It is ok.

    Me, Speedmonkey, and BTLFED will all be appearing on Jerry Springer shortly after the childs birth.

    where my superior brown man semen will own you
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
    where my superior brown man semen will own you
    do brown men have brown seman or is it spicy flavored?
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    ^^^ good question....any females care to answer this?
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    www.mauryshow.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    do brown men have brown seman or is it spicy flavored?
    taste like chicken and hot sauce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    do brown men have brown seman or is it spicy flavored?

    its identical to a white man's semen.. according to some women .. it is not bitter and salty, its sweet and sour. i dont know
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    Lies! SpeedMonkey is no part of our lovemermaidchild!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Lies! SpeedMonkey is no part of our lovemermaidchild!

    im talking about the new one, the one that will mow the lawn when he's 3yrs old
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
    im talking about the new one, the one that will mow the lawn when he's 3yrs old
    Oh my!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Child ABUSER!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    Child ABUSER!!!!!

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