HMM? NOW WE KNOW THE *TRUTH*
well it's pretty clear now........hey i wouldn't turn down any +1's
It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now
nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different
sexual activities. Now after "original and roprietary" research, they are
proud to present, to the LOVE group, the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent..........................12 Calories
Without her consent..................2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands................................8 Calories
With one hand.................................12 Calories
With your teeth..............................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection...............................6 Calories
Without an erection.....................3315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.....................................12 Calories
69 lying down.................................78 Calories
69 standing up..............................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories
Doggy Style.................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.........................2912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real...........................................112 Calories
Fake........................................1315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.....................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years....................................36 Calories
30-39 years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years..................................124 Calories
50-59 years................................1972 Calories
60-69 years................................7916 Calories
70 and over...................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARD S:
Calmly............................................ 32 Calories
In a hurry........................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door.....5218 Cal
With your wife knocking at the door....13,521 Cal
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Originally Posted by jt money
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