ATTN: I Drive A Dodge Neon, And I Love Penis.

**Elbow** · 07-23-2010, 12:45 PM

Yeah.

Neon > Civic.

I'll fuck your Civic up.

**oneSLOWex** · 07-23-2010, 12:55 PM

homo

**Elbow** · 07-23-2010, 12:55 PM

So?

**oneSLOWex** · 07-23-2010, 12:56 PM

lolol just making sure you were not in denial

**Elbow** · 07-23-2010, 12:58 PM

It's not the Neon that makes me homo.

It's what I do IN the back of the Neon.

With guys.

**oneSLOWex** · 07-23-2010, 01:00 PM

uhhhhhhhh.....

*leaves*

**Elbow** · 07-23-2010, 01:02 PM

lolol

They like the roll cage. Good angles.

**metalmatt47** · 07-23-2010, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by simontibbett

lolol

They like the roll cage. Good angles.

:jerkit::sex:

**allout13** · 07-23-2010, 03:05 PM

Yeah! Screw honda!!!
Acura ftw

**Dirty Octopus™** · 07-23-2010, 03:27 PM

so... ive been stooling twice a day since Tuesday morning.. during one of those stooling sessions i could have sworn i saw your Neon. but i could be wrong. but i think im right. not sure yet

**-EnVus-** · 07-23-2010, 03:43 PM

You drive a car the even the Makers of it are embarrassed to drive lol

**Elbow** · 07-23-2010, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by -EnVus-

You drive a car the even the Makers of it are embarrassed to drive lol

What's that suppose to mean????

You have the worst insults on this site. lol

Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™

so... ive been stooling twice a day since Tuesday morning.. during one of those stooling sessions i could have sworn i saw your Neon. but i could be wrong. but i think im right. not sure yet

Naw "dog" that was my face.

**Z0_o6** · 07-23-2010, 04:06 PM

<-- Not gonna post in this shitty thread.

**Elbow** · 07-23-2010, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by Identity_Crisis

<-- Not gonna post in this shitty thread.

Better than nothing.

**Z0_o6** · 07-23-2010, 04:11 PM

Dammit... true. Thread title... also true.

**Echonova** · 07-23-2010, 04:11 PM

There is nothing wrong with a ACR Neon. I mean, if I were broke, homeless and addicted to Meth and someone gave me one I wouldn't turn it down.

**Elbow** · 07-23-2010, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by Echonova

There is nothing wrong with a ACR Neon. I mean, if I were broke, homeless and addicted to Meth and someone gave me one I wouldn't turn it down.

x2.

Civics don't come stock with adjustable Konis. My car does.

**Z0_o6** · 07-23-2010, 04:16 PM

Nope, they don't come stock with vibrators either. Double lose.

**Elbow** · 07-23-2010, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by Identity_Crisis

Nope, they don't come stock with vibrators either. Double lose.

Or anything else that is good.

**Z0_o6** · 07-23-2010, 04:19 PM

Somebody buy my civic.

**Elbow** · 07-23-2010, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by Identity_Crisis

Somebody buy my civic.

Why the FUCK would you pay 14k for a Civic when you can have THIS for the same price: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/1854789337.html

**Catnip** · 07-23-2010, 04:23 PM

Hmmmm

**Elbow** · 07-23-2010, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Catnip

Hmmmm

What are you hmmming about sexy pants?

**Z0_o6** · 07-23-2010, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by simontibbett

Why the FUCK would you pay 14k for a Civic when you can have THIS for the same price: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/1854789337.html

I wonder if he will trade. I mean, mine is 10 years newer, makes probably double the power, comes with a brand new engine, and has a new paint job.... I might have to add cash.

**Catnip** · 07-23-2010, 04:30 PM

How awesome that E30 is, shnookums

**Elbow** · 07-23-2010, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by Identity_Crisis

I wonder if he will trade. I mean, mine is 10 years newer, makes probably double the power, comes with a brand new engine, and has a new paint job.... I might have to add cash.

I doubt he would, Germany > Indonesia.

**Z0_o6** · 07-23-2010, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by simontibbett

I doubt he would, Germany > Indonesia.

LOL

**Catnip** · 07-23-2010, 04:44 PM

You can get the dick
Just call me the ball sac, I'm nuts
Michael Vick in this bitch, dog

**Elbow** · 07-23-2010, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Catnip

You can get the dick
Just call me the ball sac, I'm nuts
Michael Vick in this bitch, dog

My eyes went straight to the taint, which is actually fairly wide.

**blaknoize** · 07-23-2010, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Catnip

You can get the dick
Just call me the ball sac, I'm nuts
Michael Vick in this bitch, dog

Is this dog on charge?

**Z0_o6** · 07-23-2010, 06:28 PM

How else would Evan go through so much peanut butter?!

**Echonova** · 07-23-2010, 10:48 PM

OMFG

**adodd3** · 07-24-2010, 01:30 AM

You can't be serious, Plymouth > Honda!!!!!!!! I don't care if it does have Koni adjustable's or a roll cage. That doesn't make up for the humility at the track when you pull up in a neon. I almost thought you were cool when you were the euro king, what went wrong?

**Catnip** · 07-24-2010, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by adodd3

You can't be serious, Plymouth > Honda!!!!!!!! I don't care if it does have Koni adjustable's or a roll cage. That doesn't make up for the humility at the track when you pull up in a neon. I almost thought you were cool when you were the euro king, what went wrong?

**adodd3** · 07-24-2010, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by Catnip

I already assumed he had.

**Elbow** · 07-24-2010, 07:00 AM

Originally Posted by adodd3

You can't be serious, Plymouth > Honda!!!!!!!! I don't care if it does have Koni adjustable's or a roll cage. That doesn't make up for the humility at the track when you pull up in a neon. I almost thought you were cool when you were the euro king, what went wrong?

You're on my side! Sweet!

It's not a Plymouth Neon either. They didn't have Plymouth ACRs.

I still am Euro king.

As for the humility, you do know ACR Neons dominated their classes and are still extremely competitive right? They even had a pro series that ran on Indy car weekends and such.

**98blackcivic** · 07-24-2010, 09:52 AM

im buying a horse to get around now...no one can hate..i will travel through the vast forests of gwinnett county to get around town

**Naswal** · 07-24-2010, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by simontibbett

You're on my side! Sweet!

It's not a Plymouth Neon either. They didn't have Plymouth ACRs.

I still am Euro king.

As for the humility, you do know ACR Neons dominated their classes and are still extremely competitive right? They even had a pro series that ran on Indy car weekends and such.

Sorry Simon but your wrong about the Plymouth ACRs.

**Elbow** · 07-24-2010, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by Naswal

Sorry Simon but your wrong about the Plymouth ACRs.

Sarcasm young gun!

You're suppose to be on my side. Are you coming Monday?

**1SICKLEX** · 07-24-2010, 12:52 PM

I'd rock a SRT-4 Neon...

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