Charge to access the Whoreslounge. It would be a nice new layer of filtration to get rid of the cancer. Yes, cancer may mean more users/hits in the short run, but eventually it'll kill you. It could be a monthly and/or (eventually) annually subscription. It doesn't -have- to be much; I'd say $2/month or $20/yr. Its turning garbage into a small goldmine you could put towards server costs.

Or ...

You could make it a forum only accessible by those who donate a minimum of $1 a month. Its a negligible amount, and I'm sure all of the OGs here would be willing to do at least that to keep this place from reeking of the attention whore/n00b/retard bullshit.