Ok, Have you ever called a girl from your past, that you dumped and have not talked to in a while, only to get some ass, because you know she will give it up.

Some times I hate being human, having these god forsaken urges for some ass. At the moment im single, and have not had any in a while, so I did the dumb ass thing of writing the girl saying I wanted to hook up this weekend. How fucking retarded is that. Oh well... Ill see how things go, I may end up telling her to not even come over, only because I feel like a total douche hat atm.

Any one els done anything stupid for a piece of ass?