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  1. 03-19-2010, 09:49 AM #1
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    Default Man uses penis to assault female officer..

    Well, I guess we know what's getting banned next in Britain, eh?

    "Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way."

    "forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck." hahaha

    Here's the rest:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/s...st/8570398.stm


    so many jokes.....so little time
    Way Too Big

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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  2. 03-19-2010, 09:57 AM #2
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    He didn't assault her with his penis, he attempted to.

    Still, fucking hilarious. I saw it on another forum yesterday and literally laughed out loud.
    Your sig gave me a seizure.

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  3. 03-19-2010, 10:04 AM #3
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    HAHAHA omg... thats just so wrong on so many levels! but so damn funny!!
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  4. 03-19-2010, 10:06 AM #4
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    Well that's what she got for coming in the bathroom while I was jacking off and I specifically yelled HOLD THE FUCK ON A MINUTE.
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  5. 03-19-2010, 10:11 AM #5
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    LoL

    Of course I own this.
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