FS: Desk/Matching side table Granite top - Locking mini fridge
I have for sale, two tables, and a mini fridge.
First up, the two tables. Check these fuckers out.
They're brown, with green granite inserts. That's right. Granite. Green Granite. Bitches LOVE green granite.
One is a desk, and the other is a matching side table. Would you rather have a coffe table? Then cut the legs off. They're wood, it's almost like a convertible table. Bitches love convertibles, too.
What makes the desk so great, is that you can put shit on it. Like a TV. Or, books. Put books on it, and highlight shit in the books. IT's got a very..high class feel to it. Upper-class america ALWAYS highlights stuff, too. Want to start up your own ice cream business? Here's the cold-stone you need. Want to learn how to cook? This desk is for you. OR YOU COULD USE IT AS A DESK, DO WORK.
I used it for a little. I desk'd it. Also, TV'd it. Book'd it as well. All at the same time. The desk is pretty big. Your shit can go ALL IN ONE PLACE.
Close up of the granite. Note, nothing on the table is for sale.
AND YOU CAN PUT STUFF INSIDE OF THE DESK, TOO
Got pens? Highlighters? Sticky notes?
Hell, do you want pens, highlighters, or sticky notes? I'll include them in the sale.
Keep in mind, the side table is JUST AS AWESOME. You can open it, too.
The desk and side table do show wear, and the desk even has some white paint on the edges of it. IT IS CALLED character. Back when I as a CEO of Dometic, these tables gave my office that executive feel I was looking to gain. They saw use. They're still in great condition though, in my opinion.
NOW, NEXT ITEM FOR SALE
ITS A MINI-FRIDGE. WITH A LOCK.
NO no, make that a mini-BAR. Because when you put this thing in your house, apartment, work space, you can lock alcohol up in it, and it becomes a 24/7 party. That's right. ALWAYS a party.
Do you have roommates with grimy sticky hands? Get this fridge. Kids with grimysticky hands? Get this fridge. Your food/beverages will no longer grow legs, or stick to their grime hands.
Check it out, it's also got a window. THAT HAS A FUCKING LIGHT INSIDE OF IT. You can use to to let everyone know what they CANNOT have. Put it in your office, your co-workers will no longer steal your food. (or alcohol, if you're a badass)
Look at all of that space. You can fit a lot of food in there. I mean, you can LOCK AWAY a lot of food in there. There is a shelf that goes inside of it.
Tell your friends you just got a new fridge for your room or office. Tell them you put a lot of SWEET shit in there. They'll think they're smooth, and wait to go in there and TAKE IT ALL once you've left.
Little do they know...they would soon face THIS FUCKING LOCK.
Price drop!
$75 for the desk/table together! (will not separate)
$35 for the fridge!
or $100 for it all!
Located in Gainesville, GA
PM ME WITH ANY/ALL QUESTIONS.
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