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    Default So im trying to eat this banana...

    being all healthy and shit for the new year, but the fucker WONT PEEL.


    Seriously, wtf, it takes less than a second to open a pack of unhealthy crackers, but when I try to open this banana... I cant!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    So im trying to eat this banana...
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    BTW, what are you up to today? I'm bored as f*ck.
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    lol your hands are to soft.
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda. View Post
    lol your hands are to soft.
    This made me laugh. I have no idea why.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran View Post
    BTW, what are you up to today? I'm bored as f*ck.
    workin. Trying to figure out what Im gonna do this weekend lol

    Quote Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda. View Post
    lol your hands are to soft.
    with this weather they are making them really dry Lotion doesnt help lulz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    workin. Trying to figure out what Im gonna do this weekend lol
    ROFL @ your sig!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    with this weather they are making them really dry Lotion doesnt help lulz

    okay so then they are to slippery.
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
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    well I finally got it open...shit tastes nasty


    barf
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    I love bananas My favorite fruit!!
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    I love strawberries! with chocolate.
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    i feelz teh gay whenz I eat bananasss
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    i feelz teh gay whenz I eat bananasss
    Cut it up then. Reduces food-related gayness by about 80%.
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    Whyyyy!??! They're so good!!
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    Go to the store and look for the bananas that are yellow with brown spots... Best tasting ones. You dont want to eat a banana that has green on it it is wayyyy too ripe. If you get the aged ones they peel easily and taste a shit ton better
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    Quote Originally Posted by 95alty View Post
    Go to the store and look for the bananas that are yellow with brown spots... Best tasting ones. You dont want to eat a banana that has green on it it is wayyyy too ripe. If you get the aged ones they peel easily and taste a shit ton better
    Or you can just buy the yellow/green ones and let them sit on your counter for a day or so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 95alty View Post
    Go to the store and look for the bananas that are yellow with brown spots... Best tasting ones. You dont want to eat a banana that has green on it it is wayyyy too ripe. If you get the aged ones they peel easily and taste a shit ton better


    fuck thats why then, this bitch is almost solid neon green.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    fuck thats why then, this bitch is almost solid neon green.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    fuck thats why then, this bitch is almost solid neon green.

    Wow, when was the last time you bought a banana?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda. View Post
    Wow, when was the last time you bought a banana?
    I dont buy bananas, but my woman does lol I thought it was a different species of banana lol Like one of those brazilian ones or something. Fuck I dont know, I work on computers not in banana fields.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    fuck thats why then, this bitch is almost solid neon green.
    I thought eating a banana when it's yellow was basic knowledge Isn't that something you learn when you're like....2?
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    Mmmm plantains!
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    instructions:

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    If it doesn't open easily then you're probably doing it wrong... and you forgot to say no homo.... =P

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    I agree with rox my sox on this one. If it is green it is basically bitter and nasty. If it is to brown its rotten and nasty. If it's yellow or yellow with minimum brown spots it is great! We know what animal you wouldn't survive as in the zoo!
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    Mmmmmm bananas. Fuck now I gotta go get some.
    Hey do me a favor real quick jump back into the gene pool i have some chlorine tablets i wanna try out!!!!!!
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    Bananas?

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    ^ No, not you
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    Quote Originally Posted by LvnBoOst View Post
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    All this talk about lotion and bananas is sending me mixed signals. Cut it out.
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    Bananas are good... I just don't like them cut up in nanner pudding..

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdriSciontC View Post
    Bananas are good... I just don't like them cut up in nanner pudding..
    You cut me deep.

    The one thing I want is for my woman to make banana pudding.


    (well, that and secks)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib® View Post
    You cut me deep.

    The one thing I want is for my woman to make banana pudding.


    (well, that and secks)
    I'll make nanner pudding, I'll just put the cut up nanner on your side of the dish and leave my portion sans cut up banana...

    Oh, and sechs afterward...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdriSciontC View Post
    I'll make nanner pudding, I'll just put the cut up nanner on your side of the dish and leave my portion sans cut up banana...

    Oh, and sechs afterward...
    I don't even want the shit if your heart's not in it.


    *walks away*

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib® View Post
    I don't even want the shit if your heart's not in it.


    *walks away*

    Fine you cannot have any of my nanner pudding.... you can still have teh secks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib® View Post
    I don't even want the shit if your heart's not in it.


    *walks away*
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    This thread delivers.
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