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    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    What in the fuck was he doing? I was waiting for some type of lateral to him.

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    That is my favorite part of that show. When Ditka does it the way he says "Come on Man" is just perfect. As far as the play, it really looks like when the QB hiked the ball he interrupted a really good farting session. Dude did not move, almost like he thought something might slip if he did.

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    I think he fell a sleep

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    LOL @ fell asleep.
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    lol

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    I think the coach told him if he got a false start he'd kill him, so he proved a point,lol
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    COACH: "See... you'll love our new play. The trick here is amazing. What we do is have one of the guys st---"

    SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    COACH: *scratches head* "Ok... it didn't work. Disregard."
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    Well it looked like the entire offensive line was asleep. I think dude was like "fuck it"

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    COACH: *proud* Yessssiiirrreeeee. This shit took weeks to perfect.

    ... This shit is leading edge....

    ... This shit is ONLY done by us...


    SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    * pissed * .. This shit... SUCKS!!!!! TIME OUT DAMMITTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * throws headset*
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    If any of you guys haven't watched FSU this season, this is a common occurrence. Normally happens at least once a game.

    Offensive line coach is ex-military and teaches the line to stay put until their snap count no matter what so if the defensive line even remotely jumps offsides it is blatantly obvious who was at fault.

    Normally you see the entire line stay still while all of the skill players run the play lol it's pretty hilarious

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    Yeah - this is when it's good:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgpPG...layer_embedded

    But up top, THAT shit was fail!! LOL
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    he was probably hella HIGH lol...ohh i see what there doing now lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J View Post
    Yeah - this is when it's good:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgpPG...layer_embedded

    But up top, THAT shit was fail!! LOL
    Yeah, that makes sense. But when someone does it alone, it doesn't seem to work as well

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    It makes some sense as to why he teaches it, but sweet jesus when you see your QB running for your life, stop the statue formation and go help lmao... dude is just sitting there while his QB gets hit.
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    I called it first ......

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