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    Default ATTN: Women in a relationship

    Tonight go into the kitchen, make the best damn sammich and pie you ever made and serve it to your man, and serve it to him TOPLESS!


    All the shit we have to put up with , theyll appreciate it.


    Nuff said.

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    Fukin right. We'll beat yer asses.


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    Lol, damn straight.

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle

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    Wish I was in a relationship......................I would so do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    Wish I was in a relationship......................I would so do that.
    You're too young for a relationship.
























    *inquire within*

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    i'd like to edit the original post...


    serve that sandwich... topless. there ya go much better

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm View Post
    i'd like to edit the original post...


    serve that sandwich... topless. there ya go much better
    edited with the usdm quickness

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    Best thread of the century!

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    A wise man once told me it is wise to listen to wisdom.

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Nemesis again.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    Tonight go into the kitchen, make the best damn sammich and pie you ever made and serve it to your man, and serve it to him TOPLESS!


    All the shit we have to put up with , theyll appreciate it.


    Nuff said.

    Sounds hot... And real women don't need for you to tell them this... they already know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by civicgurlie View Post
    Sounds hot... And real women don't need for you to tell them this... they already know...
    NO ADVERTISING

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    Only if you promise to massage me with your soft hands afterwards
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"

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    GOD
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    RIGHT

    that's how bitches should be getting down.
    Way Too Big

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda. View Post
    Only if you promise to massage me with your soft hands afterwards
    where do you want my hands?

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle

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    Quote Originally Posted by 87 Turbo II View Post
    where do you want my hands?
    Do you have spa hands?
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda. View Post
    Do you have spa hands?
    no

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    Wish I was in a relationship......................I would so do that.
    shhh,you should practice first.

    i'm out of reps again,this is the best thread all day.

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    dont forget the beer!

    shit needs to be opened before its on the table too LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda. View Post
    Only if you promise to massage me with your soft hands afterwards
    lol down girl down!

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    and make that sandwich naked...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB View Post
    and make that sandwich naked...
    Thats what I was thinking, why just topless?

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    and than sit there while i eat it and smile.. while i play call of duty

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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB View Post
    and than sit there while i eat it and smile.. while i play call of duty
    no complimentary bj?

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle

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    I'd rather an order of pussy with a side of ass, and complimentary BJ would be nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 87 Turbo II View Post
    no complimentary bj?

    See I thought fellatio should have been involved in there somewhere as well


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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    dont forget the beer!

    shit needs to be opened before its on the table too LMAO

    QFT

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda. View Post
    Only if you promise to massage me with your soft hands afterwards
    x2, then i'd do it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by civicgurlie View Post
    Thats what I was thinking, why just topless?

    I like this chick. :boobies:
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    Quote Originally Posted by x Resilience View Post
    I love and wana fuck and lick and I wana motor boat her boobies, put my dick in her ass, make her cry. :boobies:
    I know what you mean. x2

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    topless, y not assless...and yes thats how it is written.

    Tits be overrated

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    but if ur white.... ass is overrated.

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    if ur mixed... u need a blend of ass n tits to compliment ur dietary needs

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    I prefer a dietary supplement, full of ass and tits and vitamin P

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    sayin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    You're too young for a relationship.

    *inquire within*
    Uhm...??

    I RESENT THAT COMMENT!! I'm perfectly legal for any relationship thank you very much

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    Uhm...??

    I RESENT THAT COMMENT!! I'm perfectly legal for any relationship thank you very much
    cant handle me though, girl aint ever had a northerner

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    Wouldnt you like something better than a "sammich" though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blaknoize View Post
    cant handle me though, girl aint ever had a northerner
    who would want a yankee??

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    who would want a yankee??
    I would want a yankee.

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