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REMOVING HER CLOTHES
With her concent........................12 Calories
Without her concent.................2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA
With both hands...........................8 Calories
With one hand............................12 Calories
With your teeth........................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM
With an erection.........................6 Calories
Without an erection.................3315Calories
PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris.............8 Calories
Trying to find the G-spot.........4092 Calories
POSITIONS
Missionary...............................12 Calories
69 Laying down........................78 Calories
69 Standing up........................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow..........................216 Calories
Doggy style............................326 Calories
Italian chandelier..................2912 Calories
ORGASMS
Real......................................112 Calories
Fake...................................1315 Calories
POST ORGASM
Lying in bed hugging..................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.............36 Calories
Explaining why you got up immediately... 816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION
If you are:
20-29 years..............................36 Calories
30-39 years..............................80 Calories
40-49 years.............................124 Calories
50-59 years............................1972 Calories
60-69 years...........................7916 Calories
70 and over............................results still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly...................................32 Calories
Im in a hurry..........................98 Calories
With her father knocking..........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking..........13,521 Calories
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Originally Posted by Kevykev
