Immaculate Conception?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor
says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting
these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most
mornings."
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the
mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but
your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother
says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever
been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie?"
Debbie says, "No mother!
I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out it.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says,
"Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time
anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and
three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to
miss it!"
Later, QD.
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Originally Posted by Kevykev
