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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=Faceturbating
1. Faceturbating 3 up, 2 downThe practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.
Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.
lol discuss
Hmmmm.......... so if you faceturbate enough, will something come squirting?
THAT'S MY JAM!
Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...e%20Hand%20Job
bwhahahaah 2nd one lol reps to anyone that can show proof of there girl going this lol. Where do they get this shit from
1. Cheesecake Hand Job 12 thumbs up
Commonly referred to as a CCHJ, this sexual act is decidedly an up and comer. A CCHJ constitutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. The male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. Towards the end of the hj the female performs oral sex, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.
Person #1: Hey man how was valentines day dinner with Sarah?
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.
Where the hell are you getting this stuff?!
urbandictionary.com
LAWD
Jay, you are a damn fool! LOL
(damn I miss my homie)
You haven't heard?
You niggas know my pyroclastic flow, its R A W!
- Current: E36
your fucking sig lol i swear everytime i see that i think of the guy from lord of the rings
Hmmm...but I don't like cheesecake.
♥~Val for President~♥
♥~RIP Leisa - You will be missed~♥
lol im sure mr dollar wont mind you having a slice lol
Lol, at you calling Chuck, MR DOLLAR.. When his last name isn't Dollar.
You called me Brandi Dollar earlier, lulz...Lol, at you calling Chuck, MR DOLLAR.. When his last name isn't Dollar.
C-L-O-U-T-I-E-R
♥~Val for President~♥
♥~RIP Leisa - You will be missed~♥
So I take is you guys haven't heard?
You niggas know my pyroclastic flow, its R A W!
- Current: E36
No I haven't
You haven't heard?No I haven't
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
You niggas know my pyroclastic flow, its R A W!
- Current: E36
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