I'm BORED

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Someone PLEASE entertain me... Got any funny jokes? And dirty jokes? Any funny pics? ANYTHING!?!?!

[Nemesis]

whoa, look who it is lol

[blacknightteg]

well ill be damned

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

I know it. I'm BACK!

[blacknightteg]

for a quick sec lol.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Ha... True Story.

[punkr6]

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

I LOL'd.. Reps.

[punkr6]

First god created earth, then he rested...
Then he created man, then he rested...
Then he created women and no one has rested since!

[quickdodge®]

.. Got any funny jokes?

Autumn is pretty.

PBS is smart.

Later, QD.

[Sammich]

HAI TIFF...MY FUTURE MILF WIFEY

[Sammich]

Autumn is pretty.

PBS is smart.

Later, QD.

I'M GLAD I'M ON YOUR MIND CUTIE

[oneSLOWex]

Autumn is pretty.

PBS is smart.

Later, QD.

Im currently LIRL

[quickdodge®]

I'M GLAD I'M ON YOUR MIND CUTIE

You're not on my mind. You just came to mind when asked for a joke. Kind of like the number 4. It's never on my mind, but when someone asks what two plus two is............. Kind of obvious, really. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Im currently LIRL

Thank you. Later, QD.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Autumn is pretty.

PBS is smart.

Later, QD.

LIRL. Reps to you too!

[Sammich]

You're not on my mind. You just came to mind when asked for a joke. Kind of like the number 4. It's never on my mind, but when someone asks what two plus two is............. Kind of obvious, really. Later, QD.

I FAIL TO SEE THE COMPARISON, THANKS ANYWAY BRO

[punkr6]

Yo mama's so short, I'm nuts over her.
Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.
Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
Yo mama's so short, she can do push-ups under the door.
Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.
Yo mama's so short, she can limbo under the door.
Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
Yo mama's so short, Bushwick Bill be slam dunkin' on her.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.
Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.
Yo mama's so short, she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!"
Yo mama's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed.
Yo mama's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo mama's so short, her best friend is an ant.
Yo mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs.
Yo mama's so short, she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.
Yo mama's so short, she can suck dick standing up.
Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick.
Yo mama's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass.
Yo mama's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad.
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so short, you can see her whole body on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so short, she can take a bath in a thimble.
Yo mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.
Yo mama's so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank.
Yo mama's so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone.
Yo mama's so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes.

[quickdodge®]

I FAIL

Stopping there is the best thing you could do. Later, QD.

[DJ Maestro]

[Sammich]

O LUK EETS ANT

[DustyVIN]

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

LMAO!

[bdydrpdmazda]

Im Ron Burgandy?

[TheProfiteer]

oh god the drinking problem had me bawling. lol

[Vteckidd]

Barrack Obama and Tiger woods had the same nickname in college...........................

[bdydrpdmazda]

Barrack Obama and Tiger woods had the same nickname in college...........................

please elaborate

[Ms Dollar]

[Elbow]

Say it out loud.

[Ms Dollar]

[40th GT]

How did the blonde try to kill a bird?

She picked it up and threw it off a cliff.

[Njobe]

that's going to be you in a couple years lol

[Ms Dollar]

that's going to be you in a couple years lol

Gee thanks.

[Njobe]

put a smile on... its not a bad thing... ill participate lol