This is how good I am at "pwnting" folks...

[quickdodge®]

I am so goddamn good at owning other motherfuckers on the Internets, that I finally owned the one motherfucker person that has never been owned on IA. Someone so motherfucking smart, so motherfucking clever, so motherfucking cool that it would seem to be a goddamn unattainable feat to pull off. But I did it. I motherfucking did the shit.

I "pwnt" my own goddamn self.

I'm sitting here responding to a post on this motherfucking web-forum when all of a sudden I hear some goddamn squealing. First thing I fucking do is cover my damn piehole and wait for someone to tell me I "got a purty mouth." I hear nothing. Not even a banjo so I motherfucking look at my computer, like what the fuck. I had no audio sites pulled up. Then it fucking hit me. No, not like some toothless wonder in woods of North Georgia, but a thought. A motherfucking thought. I forgot I was on ESPN's site with the Sunday fucking night football game on GameCast. The shithole, goddamn page went into some fucking ad about some shit or another. By the time I got to it, the motherfucker was going off.

Motherfuck damn shithead bitch. I own me. Later, QD.

[jmmx258]

Wait, who said you were cool? hah. Way to go though. I don't feel so bad about opening sites which have those stupid 15 second ads on them, and not being able to figure out wtf is going on now lol.

[Futuristic6]

holy shit thats a long post.

[Double_0_Rusty]

That's some good shit, Mike. I laughed pretty hard at this.

[quickdodge®]

That's some good shit, Mike. I laughed pretty hard at this.

I appreciate that, DOR.

But I may have to write a short story version with simpler rding so some of the others can understand it. Later, QD.

[JITB]

told yall he wouldnt post...lol

[Double_0_Rusty]

I appreciate that, DOR.

But I may have to write a short story version with simpler rding so some of the others can understand it. Later, QD.

Yeah I agree, there are some lazy mother fuckers around here these days.

Writing...Just typin'. LOL

[NewGen33]

Reputation for proper grammar Quickdodge. IA, take notes people.

[quickdodge®]

told yall he wouldnt post...lol

Huh?

Reputation for proper grammar Quickdodge. IA, take notes people.

Lolol. I take pride in presenting myself with respect to myself. Later, QD.

[Njobe]

^^ talking about the call out thread about you!

[quickdodge®]

^^ talking about the call out thread about you!

Who cares about that. Later, QD.

[Njobe]

the person that called you out?

[quickdodge®]

the person that called you out?

Oh well. Later, QD.

[Njobe]

yup

[xxbckiexx]

Wait, who said you were cool? hah. Way to go though. I don't feel so bad about opening sites which have those stupid 15 second ads on them, and not being able to figure out wtf is going on now lol.

why do you have a tranny next to a dirt bike in your sig? that's fucking disturbing.

[oneSLOWex]

Motherfuck......just sayin

[bdydrpdmazda]

why do you have a tranny next to a dirt bike in your sig? that's fucking disturbing.

oh snap

[SiRed94]

When I use my grandparents computer I hear people carrying on conversations through the speakers and I have no windows opened. Not sure what the fuck is going on with that.

[lcortes32]

Some funny shit QD I actully caught on to it after reading it a couple times

[jmmx258]

why do you have a tranny next to a dirt bike in your sig? that's fucking disturbing.

maybe, if she was a tranny

[quickdodge®]

^^^ Is she your GF? Later, QD.

[jmmx258]

^^^ Is she your GF? Later, QD.

Yep, of 2 and a half great years!

[ALVIN]

ver nice.