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  1. 09-18-2009, 07:53 PM #1
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    Default Crazy bitch at the pet store

    So I had to find someone to take my pit bull/boxer mix brody due to moving into a new place that doesn't allow these "vicious breeds".

    Anyway while I was trying to find a place for him to go a buddy of mine at work told me that he is trying to get rid of his husky, so I decided to take her. I was at the pet store getting a training collar for her when this fat old crazy bitch says to me:

    HER
    Those are dangerous. It all over the internet how dangerous they are. It will cause damage to the dogs throat.

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    Then why does every professional trainer in the world use them?

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    Her let me show you

    Then she proceeds to come over to me, yank the chain out of my hand, put it around my neck and damn near choke me with it. Me being so surprised about the scenario I just let her do it.

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    How does that feel

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    It feels fucking great

    Then she drops the chain and walks off spouting off profanities and shit.

    So that was part of my day. What the fuck did you do?
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  2. 09-18-2009, 07:55 PM #2
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    After that I bought one for myself
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    you should have started moaning and said "oh baby... yeeeaaaah... spank me, i've been a bad boy"
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    I like to keep it remotely PG 13 in the pet store
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    you could have at least gotten her number then, sounds like she's a kinky one.
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    She was far beyond cougar. I only dig Asian cougars her age.
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    just knock the dust off it and go go go
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    um...you just got pwnt!

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    How so?
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    *****....what the fuck is wrong with you?

    After she had yanked the chain, I would've proceeded with the following: fall down, moan in pain, request a paramedics ASAP, oh and police, pressed charged, seen my chiropractor/lawyer, sued, enjoyed my life with some extra cash flow.

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    So y'all traded dogs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeLLo iM iZzY View Post
    *****....what the fuck is wrong with you?

    After she had yanked the chain, I would've proceeded with the following: fall down, moan in pain, request a paramedics ASAP, oh and police, pressed charged, seen my chiropractor/lawyer, sued, enjoyed my life with some extra cash flow.

    I know you white.

    I'm white, BUT DAMN I WOULD DO THE SAME THING....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_0_Rusty View Post
    So y'all traded dogs?

    No one co worker took my dog and I took another co worker's dog
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeLLo iM iZzY View Post
    *****....what the fuck is wrong with you?

    After she had yanked the chain, I would've proceeded with the following: fall down, moan in pain, request a paramedics ASAP, oh and police, pressed charged, seen my chiropractor/lawyer, sued, enjoyed my life with some extra cash flow.

    I know you white.
    When the chain went around my neck my mind was sent to the land of rape and honey
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    lmao.......... should of pressed charges, she Mike Vick'd your ass!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman View Post
    No one co worker took my dog and I took another co worker's dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by con View Post
    lmao.......... should of pressed charges, she Mike Vick'd your ass!!!!

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    lol i cant help but lirl at that.... and husky's are one stubborn breed... good luck getting it trained
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    i would have thrown somethin at her.......its only cuz i wont be able to punch a woman n broad day light

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    Lol, so you basically got owned.
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    lol how did I get pwned? I didn't walk away all pissed off? She was gotten to IMO
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    ^^ she collared your ass, that is how lol
    Quote Originally Posted by browningboy7 View Post
    Its just that when I see caps I think of Sammich...And when I think of Sammich I think of a black guy...And when I think of a black guy I think of chicken...And when I think of chicken I realize how fucking hungry I am.
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  23. 09-21-2009, 06:41 AM #23
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    Yeah somewhat, but only because I let her. It's not as if she held me down and forced it.
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