I miss you...
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I miss you...
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"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."![]()
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♥~Val for President~♥
♥~RIP Leisa - You will be missed~♥
ttt for tracy
I refuse.
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LMFAO! is "Cock Grease" real?
Tracy is busy driving my car on this seasons "Bull Run" on Speed. I think she started on Wednesday, so it's just underway! I wonder how my car is doing....LOL. Nah, Tracy's got it under control. I have faith.
I won't drive the Mazda in the rain (still need some rubber around the glass). But I will be there.
UP!!!!!!!
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Please talk about me while I am here so I can bask in the glory of the attention like the attention whore I am. Thanks and thanks.
Once upon a time there was a woman named Tracy. Her kingdom was huge but her (plural noun) were bigger. she was beautiful from her (body part) to her (body part).
One day she saw a/an (adjective) prince named (male celebrity). He had a/an (adjective) face and his (noun) was over (number) feet long. As soon as her (plural noun) touched his (noun) they fell in love. She felt a/an (adjective) sensation rush through her (body part). They were married in the (famous building) the following day.
Not long after, they had a baby. They named her (girl's name) because she looked like a/an (animal). They would (verb) her (number) times a day, so that her (body part) would be shiny and (adjective). And they (past tense verb) happily ever after.
The end.
Once upon a time there was a woman named Tracy. Her kingdom was huge but her ass checks were bigger. she was beautiful from her snatch to her forehead.
One day she saw a stunning prince named Echonova. He had a chiseled face and his cock was over 3 feet long and a foot in diameter. As soon as her lips touched his chocolate starfish they fell in love. She felt a gushing wet sensation rush through her hairy hatchet wound. They were married in a Taliban cave the following day.
Not long after, they had a baby. They named her Pegasus because she looked like a fucking Unicorn. They would smack the shit out dat bitch her at least 10 times a day, so that her eye would be shiny and swollen. And they fucked like rabbits happily ever after.
The end.
You can't add more words than it calls for you fucking pervert.
And Pegasus wasn't a unicorn.
[1st Verse (MongolPup)]
Every Night She Walks Right In My Dreams
Since I Met Her From The Start
I'm So Proud I Am The Only One
Who Is Special In Her Heart
[Chorus]
The Girl Is Mine
The Doggone Girl Is Mine
I Know She's Mine
Because The Doggone Girl Is Mine
[2nd Verse (Echonova)]
I Don't Understand The Way You Think
Saying That She's Yours Not Mine
Sending Roses And Your Silly Dreams
Really Just A Waste Of Time
[Chorus]
Because She's Mine
The Doggone Girl Is Mine
Don't Waste Your Time
Because The Doggone Girl Is Mine
[Bridge (Echonova)]
I Love You More Than He
(Take You Anywhere)
[MongolPup]
But I Love You Endlessly
(Loving We Will Share)
[MongolPup & Echonova]
So Come And Go With Me
To One Town
[MongolPup]
But We Both Cannot Have Her
So It's One Or The Other
And One Day You'll Discover
That She's My Girl Forever And Ever
[3rd Verse (Echonova)]
I Don't Build Your Hopes To Be Let Down
'Cause I Really Feel It's Time
[MongolPup]
I Know She'll Tell You I'm The One For Her
'Cause She Said I Blow Her Mind
Chorus (MongolPup)
The Girl Is Mine
The Doggone Girl Is Mine
Don't Waste Your Time
Because The Doggone Girl Is Mine
[MongolPup & Echonova]
She's Mine, She's Mine
No, No, No, She's Mine
The Girl Is Mine, The Girl Is Mine
The Girl Is Mine, The Girl Is Mine
[Echonova]
The Girl Is Mine, (Yep) She's Mine
The Girl Is Mine, (Yep) She's Mine
[MongolPup]
Don't Waste Your Time
Because The Doggone Girl Is Mine
The Girl Is Mine, The Girl Is Mine
[Echonova]
MongolPup, We're Not Going To Fight About This, Okay
[MongolPup]
Echonova, I Think I Told You, I'm A Lover Not A Fighter
[Echonova]
I've Heard It All Before, MongolPup
She Told Me That I'm Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don't You Remember
[MongolPup]
Well, After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn't Love Another
[Echonova]
Is That What She Said
[MongolPup]
Yes, She Said It, You Keep Dreaming
[Echonova]
I Don't Believe It
[MongolPup & Echonova]
The Girl Is Mine (Mine, Mine, Mine)
[Fade-Out/Repeat]
You two are killing me! I'm laughing my ass off at all this e-jealousy!
Mongolpup is a friend,
yeah, I know he's been
a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
that ain't hard to define
Mongolpup's got himself a girl
and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her
in his arms late,
late at night
You know, I wish that I had Mongolpup's girl,
I wish that I had Mongolpup's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be
a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
but the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her
in his arms late, late at night
Like Mongolpup's girl,
I wish that I had Mongolpup's girl
Where can I find a woman,
where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that
[Solo]
You know, I wish that I had Mongolpup's girl,
I wish that I had Mongolpup's girl
I want Mongolpup's girl,
where can I find a woman like that, like
Mongolpup's girl,
I wish that I had Mongolpup's girl,
I want,
I want Mongolpup's girl
I had my picture laminated for easy wipe-down.
Sleep well with that mental image.
Fucking amazing idea chap! Reps!
LMAO! I am in class and now they are all looking at me! Reps, but must spread.
p.s. How did you know I love Unicorns??? I never tell anyone that.
Where did you get that?!! I don't even have it.
Tracy is all mine... every1 knows that. Even Dan.
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Yeah we will --- I just double checked.
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Kool
Olive Garden
11325 NE 124th St.
Seattle, Washington
See ya there.
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see ya there?
Fa sho... I'll get a table for 3 - lol.
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