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    Default ATTENTION: TRACY (Tracy themed Mad Lib inside!)

    I miss you...


    :idb:
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    I lol'ed at this
    ~Val for President~
    ~RIP Leisa - You will be missed~


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    ttt for tracy

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    this is that BS...get off muh womenz baby gay



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    I refuse.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    LMFAO! is "Cock Grease" real?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsBlack View Post
    LMFAO! is "Cock Grease" real?
    It's hair product fool

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    Tracy is busy driving my car on this seasons "Bull Run" on Speed. I think she started on Wednesday, so it's just underway! I wonder how my car is doing....LOL. Nah, Tracy's got it under control. I have faith.

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    I won't drive the Mazda in the rain (still need some rubber around the glass). But I will be there.

    UP!!!!!!!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Please talk about me while I am here so I can bask in the glory of the attention like the attention whore I am. Thanks and thanks.
    Val for president!

    Facebook.com/TracyATL

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    lol
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    Once upon a time there was a woman named Tracy. Her kingdom was huge but her (plural noun) were bigger. she was beautiful from her (body part) to her (body part).

    One day she saw a/an (adjective) prince named (male celebrity). He had a/an (adjective) face and his (noun) was over (number) feet long. As soon as her (plural noun) touched his (noun) they fell in love. She felt a/an (adjective) sensation rush through her (body part). They were married in the (famous building) the following day.

    Not long after, they had a baby. They named her (girl's name) because she looked like a/an (animal). They would (verb) her (number) times a day, so that her (body part) would be shiny and (adjective). And they (past tense verb) happily ever after.

    The end.

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    Once upon a time there was a woman named Tracy. Her kingdom was huge but her ass checks were bigger. she was beautiful from her snatch to her forehead.

    One day she saw a stunning prince named Echonova. He had a chiseled face and his cock was over 3 feet long and a foot in diameter. As soon as her lips touched his chocolate starfish they fell in love. She felt a gushing wet sensation rush through her hairy hatchet wound. They were married in a Taliban cave the following day.

    Not long after, they had a baby. They named her Pegasus because she looked like a fucking Unicorn. They would smack the shit out dat bitch her at least 10 times a day, so that her eye would be shiny and swollen. And they fucked like rabbits happily ever after.

    The end.

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    You can't add more words than it calls for you fucking pervert.

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    And Pegasus wasn't a unicorn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup View Post
    You can't add more words than it calls for you fucking pervert.
    You know how many fantasies I've had about Tracy??? I jacked three times just today, I can do what I want.






    That wasn't TMI was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup View Post
    And Pegasus wasn't a unicorn.
    No shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    You know how many fantasies I've had about Tracy??? I jacked three times just today, I can do what I want.






    That wasn't TMI was it?
    Holy shit you too? Dude. You know what picture is over my bed?
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails -tracy7-jpg  

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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup View Post
    Holy shit you too? Dude. You know what picture is over my bed?
    Aw hell naw...

    I got this one


    Telling me where she wants it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    Aw hell naw...

    I got this one


    Telling me where she wants it.
    [1st Verse (MongolPup)]
    Every Night She Walks Right In My Dreams
    Since I Met Her From The Start
    I'm So Proud I Am The Only One
    Who Is Special In Her Heart

    [Chorus]
    The Girl Is Mine
    The Doggone Girl Is Mine
    I Know She's Mine
    Because The Doggone Girl Is Mine

    [2nd Verse (Echonova)]
    I Don't Understand The Way You Think
    Saying That She's Yours Not Mine
    Sending Roses And Your Silly Dreams
    Really Just A Waste Of Time

    [Chorus]
    Because She's Mine
    The Doggone Girl Is Mine
    Don't Waste Your Time
    Because The Doggone Girl Is Mine

    [Bridge (Echonova)]
    I Love You More Than He
    (Take You Anywhere)

    [MongolPup]
    But I Love You Endlessly
    (Loving We Will Share)

    [MongolPup & Echonova]
    So Come And Go With Me
    To One Town

    [MongolPup]
    But We Both Cannot Have Her
    So It's One Or The Other
    And One Day You'll Discover
    That She's My Girl Forever And Ever

    [3rd Verse (Echonova)]
    I Don't Build Your Hopes To Be Let Down
    'Cause I Really Feel It's Time

    [MongolPup]
    I Know She'll Tell You I'm The One For Her
    'Cause She Said I Blow Her Mind
    Chorus (MongolPup)
    The Girl Is Mine
    The Doggone Girl Is Mine
    Don't Waste Your Time
    Because The Doggone Girl Is Mine

    [MongolPup & Echonova]
    She's Mine, She's Mine
    No, No, No, She's Mine
    The Girl Is Mine, The Girl Is Mine
    The Girl Is Mine, The Girl Is Mine

    [Echonova]
    The Girl Is Mine, (Yep) She's Mine
    The Girl Is Mine, (Yep) She's Mine

    [MongolPup]
    Don't Waste Your Time
    Because The Doggone Girl Is Mine
    The Girl Is Mine, The Girl Is Mine

    [Echonova]
    MongolPup, We're Not Going To Fight About This, Okay

    [MongolPup]
    Echonova, I Think I Told You, I'm A Lover Not A Fighter

    [Echonova]
    I've Heard It All Before, MongolPup
    She Told Me That I'm Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don't You Remember

    [MongolPup]
    Well, After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn't Love Another

    [Echonova]
    Is That What She Said

    [MongolPup]
    Yes, She Said It, You Keep Dreaming

    [Echonova]
    I Don't Believe It

    [MongolPup & Echonova]
    The Girl Is Mine (Mine, Mine, Mine)

    [Fade-Out/Repeat]

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    You two are killing me! I'm laughing my ass off at all this e-jealousy!

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    Mongolpup is a friend,
    yeah, I know he's been
    a good friend of mine
    But lately something's changed
    that ain't hard to define
    Mongolpup's got himself a girl
    and I want to make her mine
    And she's watching him with those eyes
    And she's lovin' him with that body,
    I just know it
    Yeah 'n' he's holding her
    in his arms late,
    late at night

    You know, I wish that I had Mongolpup's girl,
    I wish that I had Mongolpup's girl
    Where can I find a woman like that
    I play along with the charade,
    there doesn't seem to be
    a reason to change
    You know, I feel so dirty
    when they start talking cute
    I wanna tell her that I love her,
    but the point is probably moot
    'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
    And she's lovin' him with that body,
    I just know it
    And he's holding her
    in his arms late, late at night

    Like Mongolpup's girl,
    I wish that I had Mongolpup's girl
    Where can I find a woman,
    where can I find a woman like that
    And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
    wondering what she don't see in me
    I've been funny,
    I've been cool with the lines
    Ain't that the way
    love supposed to be
    Tell me, where can I find a woman like that
    [Solo]
    You know, I wish that I had Mongolpup's girl,
    I wish that I had Mongolpup's girl
    I want Mongolpup's girl,
    where can I find a woman like that, like
    Mongolpup's girl,
    I wish that I had Mongolpup's girl,
    I want,
    I want Mongolpup's girl

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    WTF?!!!! Dudes in here serenading and shit!
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    I had my picture laminated for easy wipe-down.


    Sleep well with that mental image.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    I had my picture laminated for easy wipe-down.


    Sleep well with that mental image.
    We slept just fine thanks. She snores sometimes though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup View Post
    Once upon a time there was a woman named Tracy. Her kingdom was huge but her (plural noun) were bigger. she was beautiful from her (body part) to her (body part).

    One day she saw a/an (adjective) prince named (male celebrity). He had a/an (adjective) face and his (noun) was over (number) feet long. As soon as her (plural noun) touched his (noun) they fell in love. She felt a/an (adjective) sensation rush through her (body part). They were married in the (famous building) the following day.

    Not long after, they had a baby. They named her (girl's name) because she looked like a/an (animal). They would (verb) her (number) times a day, so that her (body part) would be shiny and (adjective). And they (past tense verb) happily ever after.

    The end.
    Fucking amazing idea chap! Reps!

    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    Once upon a time there was a woman named Tracy. Her kingdom was huge but her ass checks were bigger. she was beautiful from her snatch to her forehead.

    One day she saw a stunning prince named Echonova. He had a chiseled face and his cock was over 3 feet long and a foot in diameter. As soon as her lips touched his chocolate starfish they fell in love. She felt a gushing wet sensation rush through her hairy hatchet wound. They were married in a Taliban cave the following day.

    Not long after, they had a baby. They named her Pegasus because she looked like a fucking Unicorn. They would smack the shit out dat bitch her at least 10 times a day, so that her eye would be shiny and swollen. And they fucked like rabbits happily ever after.

    The end.
    LMAO! I am in class and now they are all looking at me! Reps, but must spread.

    p.s. How did you know I love Unicorns??? I never tell anyone that.

    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup View Post
    Holy shit you too? Dude. You know what picture is over my bed?
    Where did you get that?!! I don't even have it.
    Val for president!

    Facebook.com/TracyATL

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    Aww Tracy has her own fan club lol
    Hey, ya'll should start a thread for Tracy's fan club members and you all could trade shit like posters and underwear garments! It would be freakin awesome!
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tracy View Post
    p.s. How did you know I love Unicorns??? I never tell anyone that.

    i told him you like teh unicornz...
    Way Too Big

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    _██_
    (ಠ_ృ) Riveting tale, chap.

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    fap material not found.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Dollar View Post
    You haven't told anyone that those are my boobs in your avatar right? Wouldn't want people going crazy or anything...I know how you get jealous

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    Tracy is all mine... every1 knows that. Even Dan.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    ^^^ What is the purpose of you sig?
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    ^^^ What is the purpose of you sig?
    We'll discuss this at Olive Garden.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J View Post
    We'll discuss this at Olive Garden.
    No we won't
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    Yeah we will --- I just double checked.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Sure. Go ahead I will meet you there
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    Kool

    Olive Garden
    11325 NE 124th St.
    Seattle, Washington

    See ya there.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    See ya there!
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    see ya there?
    Val for president!

    Facebook.com/TracyATL

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    Fa sho... I'll get a table for 3 - lol.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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