Nigerian scammer...

[Ed]

I received an email from a nigerian scammer. IA please help me fuck with him.

AWARD NOTIFICATION: FINAL NOTICE

We are delighted to inform you of your prize release on the 30th of
JULY 2009 from the Australian International Lottery Programme with
the following information:

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR CASH PRIZE:SIMPLE CONTACT DR.WILLIAMS CLARKE AT THE AUSTRALIA EMBASSY IN NIGERIA VIA : ([email protected] or [email protected])

Date:06/09/2009
Ref: 575061725
Batch: 8056490902/188
Winning no: KB8701/LP RC.
AUSTRALIA.www.australianlottogame.gr.st

You hereby have been approved a prize of US$500,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) in cash credit file ref: ILP/HW 47509/02 from the total cash prize shared amongst eight lucky winners in this category.

This Lottery programme was based on Email balotting, through an electronic selection of winners using their e-mail addresses with the use of Email search Engine. Your Email address was attached to ticket number; 5750617258056490902 serial number 6741137002. This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows: 11-13-26-34-44-48 bonus number 17,which consequently won the lottery in the second category.

This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies in Australia as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base.

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR CASH PRIZE:SIMPLE CONTACT DR.WILLIAMS CLARKE AT THE AUSTRALIA EMBASSY IN NIGERIA VIA[email protected] or [email protected])

Fill the following information and sent to the email address above

1.FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY:
2.RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:
3..DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH:
4.PHONE/FAX NUMBERS:
5.NAME AND ADDRESS OF NEXT OF KIN:
6.SEX:
7.OCCUPATION:
8.MARITAL STATUS:
9.AMOUNT WON:
10.WINNING EMAIL:
11.NATIONALITY:

Note,all winnings MUST be claimed by the 30TH OF OCTOBER,2009.otherwise all funds will be returned as Unclaimed and eventually donated to charity.

Best Regards.
ENGR.FERDINAND CHARLES,
(CO-ORDINATOR)

SIR RICHARD MORGAN,
DIRECTOR.

Copyright © 2009 Yahoo! All rights reserved.

I was thinking about sending him some celebrity's information... or a fictitious character.

How about the fresh prince of bel air?

[Catnip]

You'd have to be sneaky.

[Killer]

lol, there is a flight of the conchords episode that pokes fun at these scammers.. it's pretty hilarious..



miss you.. no homo..

[Ed]

Dear Sir,

Here is the requested information.

1.FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY: Carlton Banks
2.RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS: 805 St. Cloud Road, Bel Air, CA
3..DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH: 09/21/1971
4.PHONE/FAX NUMBERS: 410-555-5896
5.NAME AND ADDRESS OF NEXT OF KIN: Will Smith
6.SEX: Male
7.OCCUPATION: Student
8.MARITAL STATUS: Single
9.AMOUNT WON: $500,000
10.WINNING EMAIL: [email protected]
11.NATIONALITY: African American

I look forward to hearing from you.

Thank you,

Carlton

[Scrilla]

You Should Send Him The Life Lock SSN...



My name is Todd Davis
My social security number is 457-55-5462
I'm Todd Davis, CEO of LifeLock, and yes, that's my real social security number*. Identity theft is one of the fastest growing crimes in America, victimizing over 10 million people a year and costing billions of dollars. So why publish my social security number? Because I'm absolutely confident LifeLock is protecting my good name and personal information, just like it will yours. And that is why we back our service with our $1 Million Service Guarantee. At LifeLock, We Guarantee Your Good Name. No one else does because no one else can.



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