In New York...

...all the bitches are hot. Not just some, everyone one of those hos.
...a pie is a pizza pie, what the fuck is a pie with fruit in it?
...lines take 30 seconds, not 1 minute.
...the best pizza in the world brah, no question.
...you can get any type of food, no problems.
...people aren't slow like yous guys down in the south.
...everyone can drive, not slow like this idiots in the south.
...who the fuck needs a car anyways, yous got a bus, train, subway, and cab. Get the fuck outta here.
...no one fucks around in the Bronx. Guys was swarmin round my house all the time.
...you could hang at the Dunkin Donuts or gas station, and all ya boys would be there.
...guys walk the walk. Not bullshitters like yous southern guys.

(read in NY accent for full effect)