Heres A Joke

[claybird]

A Man died and went to heaven. He met St. Peter at The pearly gates and h looked around and saw a bunch of clocks. The man said to Peter, " What are all of these clocks?" St. peter replied, " Well Each time the clock moves someone tells a lie." The confused man looks up at one and said, "Who's clock is that?" Peter Says, " That's Mother Terese's and it has never moved." The man chooses another clock and asks, " Who's Is that?" And Peter Replies, " That's Abraham Lincolns clock, It has only moved twice." The man curiously asked one more time about a busy clock, " Well who's clock is that then."
St. Peter Then laughs and says, "Well you See, That clock belongs to Barack Obama and God uses his clock as a CEILING FAN!!!!"


Enjoy and Let the Hate Begin!

[j0nbunklah0m]

shutup bitch swallow