Well last night I got hungry so I got me a block of cheese and I was goin to melt it and make me some nachos and cheese. I put it on the oven and I found out that wasn't goin to work so I threw that away. I then put what I had left in the microwave. I put it in there for 8 minutes in all and it never came out right so I got mad at it and decided to cook some chili. I get the can out and put it on the can open and it takes me 5 minutes to figure out how to work the can opener. I finally got it open and cooked the chili. I then had me some crackers with chili. I usually put over half the sleeve of saltine crackers in a bowl of chili.