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  1. 07-12-2009, 09:19 AM #1
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    Default Jokey joke...

    Two guys in a bar are discussing "positions" so one tells the other, "Well my favorite is the rodeo!"

    and the other says, "What's the rodeo?"

    "well, first you get your wife down and start to do her doggy style, then when you're halfway done, you bend over and whisper in her ear, 'you know, this is your sister's favorite position too' and then try to hold on for 8 seconds!"

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  2. 07-12-2009, 09:30 AM #2
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    Lol, heard it before, but still funny
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    Never heard it. Very funny though.
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  4. 07-12-2009, 10:02 AM #4
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    Ive always like this one but i believe the dirty pirate is better!



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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthrnStyle
    i believe the dirty pirate is better!


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    Lol!
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    a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!



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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthrnStyle
    a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


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  9. 07-12-2009, 12:28 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Two guys in a bar are discussing "positions" so one tells the other, "Well my favorite is the rodeo!"

    and the other says, "What's the rodeo?"

    "well, first you get your wife down and start to do her doggy style, then when you're halfway done, you bend over and whisper in her ear, 'you know, this is your sister's favorite position too' and then try to hold on for 8 seconds!"

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    I've heard this one but instead of whispering "this is your sister's favorite position too" you whisper, "I've got AIDS"


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  10. 07-12-2009, 12:57 PM #10
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    Hahahahahahhahaaaaaa I actually liked that one Rue.

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  11. 07-12-2009, 02:47 PM #11
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    hahaha good ones
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    Quote Originally Posted by 600 Double R
    hahaha good ones
    Wait... did i miss one?

    wtf?

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    lol.....

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    haha good one!!!


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    I've heard a variation on this, but this one's better. Nice, hahaha.
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  16. 07-12-2009, 09:38 PM #16
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    wow... if wtf? did that to me i would kill him

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTF?s_G/F
    wow... if wtf? did that to me i would kill him

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    ya and u know i would

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    The Sneaky Rafiki - Doing the girl from behind, when you about to come put your thumb in her ass and spin her around, when she goes to put your cock in her mouth run your thumb across her forehead and say "SIMMMMMBA"
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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthrnStyle
    a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

    Thought it was called the angry pirate
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    I always heard that you get her completely naked, and have all your friend bust in and turn on the lights and try to hold on for 8 secs. Either way, still funny. Dirty pirate/angry pirate makes me LOL every time.

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    great joke! please post again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by E=MC˛
    The Sneaky Rafiki - Doing the girl from behind, when you about to come put your thumb in her ass and spin her around, when she goes to put your cock in her mouth run your thumb across her forehead and say "SIMMMMMBA"

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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSilviax
    I always heard that you get her completely naked, and have all your friend bust in and turn on the lights and try to hold on for 8 secs. Either way, still funny. Dirty pirate/angry pirate makes me LOL every time.
    same here. except have her riding reverse cowgirl and then someone comes in with a camera, and you hold her on for 8 secs.
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    lol
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    much lolz!

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