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  1. 06-25-2009, 08:33 AM #1
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    Default Great business idea for guys with beards............

    I literally just thought of this....


    So i'm washing my face this morning... look up in the mirror and realize my beard is getting a bit bushy.... i thought about exfoliation... started soaping up... and BAM it hit me...

    My face is a LOUFA(spl??)!

    what 2 things do girls love more than a little or being kissed all over and loufas???

    NOTHING!!!!!

    i'm gonna put a price tag on this shit and have it made!!!!!

    LOL!!!

    who's with me??
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    Oh Shit!!!!!!
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    So what the fuck are you inventing/selling? A removable beard for beardless men? Are you selling your own face? Or do you think that most guys are dumb enough to never figure out they could just grow their own face bush??
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
    So what the fuck are you inventing/selling? A removable beard for beardless men? Are you selling your own face? Or do you think that most guys are dumb enough to never figure out they could just grow their own face bush??
    i'm not selling shit to guys.. i'm not trying to make money off other men... i'm helping them realize all they need to do is grow that shit out and start munchin!!! just don't do it for free!!!

    make the money off women..
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  5. 06-25-2009, 08:42 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    i'm not selling shit to guys.. i'm not trying to make money off other men... i'm helping them realize all they need to do is grow that shit out and start munchin!!! just don't do it for free!!!

    make the money off women..
    While your idea seems to have merit, it also presents a common problem. That being that women do not want their asshole being loofa'd while they are being munched upon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
    While your idea seems to have merit, it also presents a common problem. That being that women do not want their asshole being loofa'd while they are being munched upon.
    that's what you think....



    also, turn around mayne... there is more than one angle to do that from....

    once you're done there you can venture where ever... those hard to reach spaces like their back... charge by the minute/hour whatever!



    you're just mad you're beard is weaksos
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    i think that would be prostitution. im down
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    that's what you think....



    also, turn around mayne... there is more than one angle to do that from....

    once you're done there you can venture where ever... those hard to reach spaces like their back... charge by the minute/hour whatever!



    you're just mad you're beard is weaksos
    Tis' true, I admit that. I only have a chin beard. But, teh Phoenix likes teh chin beard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corolla_TC
    i think that would be prostitution. im down
    NOPE!!!

    you're selling and exfoliation tool!!! that's it!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    NOPE!!!

    you're selling and exfoliation tool!!! that's it!!!
    buy an exfoliator and get a free muff dive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corolla_TC
    buy an exfoliator and get a free muff dive?
    i like your style
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corolla_TC
    i think that would be prostitution. im down
    took the words out of my mouth



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Maybe it's cause I had to wake my ass up at the crack ass of dawn (Yeah, I'm doing the drywall up there at the new McDonalds) but I don't understand, killa.
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    Nobody will catch that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    Nobody will catch that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    Nobody will catch that.
    i sure didn't
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    i'm as lost the same as killers proposal



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    i like your style
    lol

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    Dj- Ren likes the chin strap lol
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    sucks for the guys who cant grow shit huh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    i sure didn't
    Well I'm glad DJ did.
    The dry wall quote is from Office Space and it makes me LOL everytime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    sucks for the guys who cant grow shit huh
    it truly does...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    Well I'm glad DJ did.
    The dry wall quote is from Office Space and it makes me LOL everytime.
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    ^^^ lirl.. i completely forgot about that
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
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    wtf
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    My wife makes me shave after a couple days because she HATES my facial hair scraping her skin. Better do some more research.
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    Quote Originally Posted by civic95
    My wife makes me shave after a couple days because she HATES my facial hair scraping her skin. Better do some more research.

    no shit... no girl likes the feel of stubble on their inner thigh.. shit is rough!!!


    i'm talkin full out beard...




























    bad news is... i'm fixing to start a new job.... so i shaved mine tonight.. there went my fortune...
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