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  1. 06-14-2009, 11:46 AM #1
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    Default Daddy's Little Girl...

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

    He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

    Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

    He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

    He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

    'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

    'They're mating,' her father replied.

    'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

    'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

    'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted
    her foot and stomped them flat.

    'Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden' she said.

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  2. 06-14-2009, 11:51 AM #2
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    lol nice, its rare to hear a joke you havent heard before thats funny.
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  3. 06-14-2009, 12:33 PM #3
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    lulz
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  4. 06-14-2009, 12:35 PM #4
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    GHAY hahahahahahahah lmao
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  5. 06-14-2009, 12:36 PM #5
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    lmfao gud shit
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  6. 06-14-2009, 12:55 PM #6
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    cool

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  7. 06-14-2009, 08:17 PM #7
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    ha ha ha ha good shit

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  8. 06-14-2009, 09:38 PM #8
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    haha nice man
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  9. 06-14-2009, 09:40 PM #9
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    LOLOL. None of that gay shit, ya hear!

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  10. 06-14-2009, 10:39 PM #10
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    definitely got a chuckle.
    Who knows?
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  11. 06-15-2009, 12:09 AM #11
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    haha! that was pretty damn funny, i lol'ed. reps to you!
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  12. 06-15-2009, 01:50 AM #12
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    LOL

    NO HOMO!!! haha
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  13. 06-15-2009, 01:54 AM #13
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    haha thats funny
    weak civic
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  14. 06-15-2009, 01:56 AM #14
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    worth reading
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  15. 06-15-2009, 01:59 AM #15
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    Eh, kinda old but none the less got a chuckle out of it.
    Back to being stock and slow
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  16. 06-16-2009, 02:56 PM #16
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    Never heard that one before! Good stuff!
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  17. 06-16-2009, 02:58 PM #17
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    haha nice! qd still brings the lulz
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  18. 06-16-2009, 02:59 PM #18
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    LULZ



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  19. 06-16-2009, 04:14 PM #19
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    lol thats pretty good, reps
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  20. 06-16-2009, 04:21 PM #20
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    lol good stuff
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  21. 06-16-2009, 04:59 PM #21
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    That is funny as shit.
    Try not. Do or Do not.
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  22. 06-16-2009, 07:35 PM #22
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    luls at teh ghays
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motivation
    Eh, kinda old but none the less got a chuckle out of it.

    REEEEEEPOST!
    Who knows?
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  24. 06-16-2009, 07:50 PM #24
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  25. 06-16-2009, 08:32 PM #25
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    LULz fo sho
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