
Originally Posted by
LordZed
The poster is the most spectacular part of the items! You will have to beat the chicks off with a stick if you have this poster!
I lent it to my cousin once because, quite frankly, he's a bit homely. Well, apparently Jessica Alba was in ATL doing a commercial shoot and my cousin was on the food staff providing the finger sammiches. She walked over and was looking at the food, but apparently had lost her appetite after taking one look at my cousin. Acting fast, he unrolled the poster right in front of her. She was so absolutly blown away by it, she literally grabbed him by his arm and yanked him into her dressing room trailor, where they proceded to have wild monkey sex all over the place, breaking and smashing most everything in the trailor! This thing DELIVERS man!