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  1. 05-14-2009, 09:47 AM #1
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    Default F*ck this metabolism.

    I can't gain weight for sh*t. Doctor is considering prescribing me steroids or some sh*t to help me keep weight on. Seriously, I just ate five fried eggs, three pieces of toast, a bowl of oatmeal, and five strips of bacon and I'm still f*cking hungry. The only this is that after eating all of this I'll still lose like two pounds.
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    LOL @ YOUR ARTERIES

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    ^^^ Lulz and to add to that, eventually your metabolism will slow down and all the shitty eating will catch up to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    LOL @ YOUR ARTERIES
    Dude, I weigh like 185 but my cholesterol is through the roof. I don't eat healthy for sh*t. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyFresh
    ^^^ Lulz and to add to that, eventually your metabolism will slow down and all the shitty eating will catch up to you.
    At least sh*tty eating tastes good. Besides, I'm asian so I can always become a sumo wrestler or something.
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    I had same problem. Just hit the gym hard. You'll see results.
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    amy.... weight gain 9000. worked for cartman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    At least sh*tty eating tastes good. Besides, I'm asian so I can always become a sumo wrestler or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyFresh
    ^^^ Lulz and to add to that, eventually your metabolism will slow down and all the shitty eating will catch up to you.
    x2 i can gain weight so easy! btw name of the doctor that can percribe steroids....
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    you'll wish you had still had this "problem" when your 40


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    Quote Originally Posted by Red_Phoenix
    you'll wish you had still had this "problem" when your 40
    Hopefully I'll be dead before I'm 40. Growing old FTL.
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    you suck- f U from my fat ass where I have no metabolism
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    hvae you tried a tub of lard yet?
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    get a big boot on your foot. it works. i've never been able to gain weight. i was 110-113 for more than 3 years. then i injure the foot, put the boot on, and all the sudden i'm gaining weight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Dude, I weigh like 185 but my cholesterol is through the roof. I don't eat healthy for sh*t. lol
    Why are you trying to gain weight when you are already 185. You trying out for the Falcons or something. If i where 185 I would feel like a beast. I'm 5'8" 140 now.
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    Haha Ran you too? I'm 6'4 and still weigh 175. Honestly Ran, you really can't do anything unless you got to Korea and get this super crazy medicine ball that you eat and is supposed to contain over 5,000 calories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJ25RUN
    I had same problem. Just hit the gym hard. You'll see results.

    go with that advice it works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    Haha Ran you too? I'm 6'4 and still weigh 175. Honestly Ran, you really can't do anything unless you got to Korea and get this super crazy medicine ball that you eat and is supposed to contain over 5,000 calories.

    geez your a slim guy.

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  19. 05-14-2009, 12:31 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
    geez your a slim guy.
    Yeah. If you want to know how bad it was, when I was 17-19 I weighed close to 130. My doctor thought I was going to die. I was 6'2 then.
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    haha
    i gain 5 pounds walking by mcdonalds


    i weigh 230 ftl


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    i have the same problem. im 6'2" at 140.
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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    i feel your pain man, 5'10 at 135. im a beanpole. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    I can't gain weight for sh*t. Doctor is considering prescribing me steroids or some sh*t to help me keep weight on. Seriously, I just ate five fried eggs, three pieces of toast, a bowl of oatmeal, and five strips of bacon and I'm still f*cking hungry. The only this is that after eating all of this I'll still lose like two pounds.
    I hate you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I hate you.
    Hahah Ran is sorry. He did not mean to make fun at your age and white hair. Oh wait we dont care. LOLOL.
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    LOL, im teh same way.. unless i hit the gym.. im injured, so i cant right now.. so it sux, but if you do hit the gym, you will gain weight, and mass...

    i have a doc down in fl that will give me hgh,.. but that stuff is like 400 a month
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    you probably have worm. That's not metabolism.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    amy.... weight gain 9000. worked for cartman.
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    btw... fuck all you skinny bitches!!!

    i'm 5'8..... i weighed 135 all through high school (i was scrawny.. no lie)....... stayed at that weight for about 2 years.. then BAM working a desk job and not eating properly hit me........ i'm now just shy of 180.....

    i don't care what i weigh.. but i'm tired of the weight coming from fat...


    by no means am i some huge fatty... just a bit thicker than i used to be...
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    Try drinking 2 or 3 scandishakes a day. They taste good and you'll start to gain weight within the first week.

    http://www.axcan.com/scandishake_us.php
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    wait, u were 6'2" then, how tall are you now? i was 6'2" and 185 wen i graduated, but i was still pretty hefty... not like now... now im still 6'2, but im 210 comin down from 230 lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Dude, I weigh like 185 but my cholesterol is through the roof. I don't eat healthy for sh*t. lol
    you'r ea skinny fat peson, BEWARE!

    Eat more Protein rich foods mayne!

    Steroids LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    Yeah. If you want to know how bad it was, when I was 17-19 I weighed close to 130. My doctor thought I was going to die. I was 6'2 then.

    wow

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