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  1. 09-29-2005, 10:01 AM #1
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    Default Physical from a female doctor

    So my boy goes to get a physical yesterday. Usually physicals contain running in place checking heartbeat, maybe drawing blood, testing reflexes and a few other things.

    WELL...

    When my friend walked in, it was this real cute doctor(im not gonna say any names or nationality just to hide the name and so forth) He told me she was real nice, tells him to take his clothes of and put on that blue bib thingy. So he does and she comes back into the room asking him all kinds of questions, checks a few things, and then sits in her chair rolls up to him and tells him I am going to check your shaft and balls. Grabs his dick and starts stroking it..he was like WTF!?!? he said she stroked it a good 10X and grabbed and rubbed his balls...all this time asking him personal questions..cause my boy has game, so he was like these questions arent part of my physical are they, and she straight up said no...I was like bruh you should have slid that shit into her mouth....I thought it was a pretty funny and interesting story..Maybe I need a physical?? lol
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  2. 09-29-2005, 10:03 AM #2
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    Oh my god. Yes. My doctor......not that cute. Actually he's 60 and bald.



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    Well suprisingly i couldn't find a BS smiley, so this will have to do lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    Well suprisingly i couldn't find a BS smiley, so this will have to do lol
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    yeah I don't really think that happened but nice to wish sometimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    Well suprisingly i couldn't find a BS smiley, so this will have to do lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by rolling_trip
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    BS!
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    then the music started playin' right?

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    Im for real people...i mean she didnt jerk him off or anything..but he was really surprised at it also..

    Its a nice place off Ashford dunwoody...


    hahahaaa..i cant believe you all think its bullshist....hahahahaaa
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  10. 09-29-2005, 11:19 AM #10
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    ^ address i need a physical (she better be hot)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    then the music started playin' right?
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  12. 09-29-2005, 11:22 AM #12
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    I smell bullshit
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    bullshit

    and if she was hot, she would have gotten a physical right there on the damn table. shame on your boy for not pounding it out, SHES A DOCTOR FOR CHRISTS SAKE! THATS THE MOTHERFUCKING JACKPOT! money, looks, man he could have retired right then.
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    uhuhhuhuhuhuh lemme check my palm pilot
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  15. 09-29-2005, 11:35 AM #15
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    hmmm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast
    uhuhhuhuhuhuh lemme check my palm pilot

    "Looks like I ain't doin shit....I was just gonna get drunk and watch the Grinch..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtifSajid
    Im for real people...i mean she didnt jerk him off or anything..but he was really surprised at it also..

    Its a nice place off Ashford dunwoody...


    hahahaaa..i cant believe you all think its bullshist....hahahahaaa

    dayum thats damn near exactly where i stay..............thay got male doctors...........i think i need a check up.

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    I say BS also, othewise, he would tell us where the doctor is...




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    as incredulous as that sounds.....possible ? yeah. do i think it happened ??


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
    dayum thats damn near exactly where i stay..............thay got male doctors...........i think i need a check up.

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    ....nicee encounter, one of the last times i had a physical for high school sports i had a single female physician do mine, but members of the opposite sex are supposed to have another physician present as a witness. Anyways, there were two women in there with me...ohh, you just think this is gonna get good...not really...i started dating a girl, for a year or so, and then the female doctor married her dad (single father, obviously) and they all moved in with her...kinda funny when i first met her "stepmom to be"...i just couldn't place where i knew her from until she said what office she worked at then it was kinda akward at the dinner table...she had grabbed a handfull more than once but i didn't get any strokage though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boosted1jz
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    yea well i had a 60 year old middle eastern guy do that for my high school physical...wait is that not how it's supposed to work?
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    i can bet most of ya'll perform ya own physical every night before bed Lol

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    naaa your girl checks me out
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    I need her address, Will schedule mine for this week But unlik eyour boy, I will finish the job
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff
    naaa your girl checks me out
    thats a negative, no girlfriend....
    so my girl checkin you out + me having no girl the moment = self examed physical

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    DRAT!!!!! fine your mom checks me out every night
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff
    DRAT!!!!! fine your mom checks me out every night

    damn, you got me then. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff
    YES!
    glad we traded moms that one day.....
    so in conclusion....your mom is performing teh physical

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    I always have a guy do my physical.. but as far back as I can remember there has been at least a female assistant in the room with me..
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    *changes his target career to doctor"
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    and what makes you believe your friend atif?
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    ge me the name and location of that place bro.....i am due for a check up and if this is right i don't mind checkin it out hahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    *changes his target career to doctor"

    you want to work on atif's guy friend?

    i guess thats about right for mustang drivers tho







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    ahahahahahah nice joe
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    i call bullshit


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    i live right by ashford-dunwoody like down da block ..

    give us an address im sure myself and fellow IA members would like a check up from her .. haha
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    mmhmmhmmm what Site did you pull this out of? One hell of a story!! Props..lol



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