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  1. 05-06-2009, 01:21 PM #1
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    Default A little aviation humor

    A World War II fighter pilot is talking with some of his fighter pilot buddies on base one Saturday. He's talking about his kills for the week.

    First pilot - "So on Monday I shot down 3 Fokkers, Tuesday I shot down 1 Fokker, Wednesday I shot down 2 Fokkers, Thursday I shot down 4 Fokkers, and on Friday I shot down 2 more Fokkers."

    Other pilot - "How many Messerschmitts did you shoot down this week?"

    First pilot - "Some of those Fokkers were Messerschmitts!"



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    lol
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    I want my 20 seconds back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    I want my 20 seconds back.
    It took you 20 seconds to read that? haha
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    i dont see what you did there....
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    Quote Originally Posted by LS3_KID
    It took you 20 seconds to read that? haha
    Probable dont know what a fokkers or messerschmitts are.

    I dont think the Germans used Fokker's in WWII though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BanginJimmy
    Probable dont know what a fokkers or messerschmitts are.

    I dont think the Germans used Fokker's in WWII though.
    Germany did use Focke-Wulfs though....could be where the joke derived from???
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    Quote Originally Posted by LS3_KID
    It took you 20 seconds to read that? haha
    no motherfucker, it took about 10 seconds to load this shitty page too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    no motherfucker, it took about 10 seconds to load this shitty page too
    listen here guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LS3_KID
    listen here guy.

    no you listen here girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by BanginJimmy
    Probable dont know what a fokkers or messerschmitts are.

    I dont think the Germans used Fokker's in WWII though.
    You'd be right in assuming that. Fokker built most of their combat aircraft during WWI (and are completely unrelated to Focke-Wulf, Joe). There wouldn't have been any Fokker aircraft during WWII because their factories were taken over by the Germans and used to build parts for the Luftwaffe.

    Now you know.

    I should delete this thread for historical inaccuracies

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    You'd be right in assuming that. Fokker built most of their combat aircraft during WWI (and are completely unrelated to Focke-Wulf, Joe). There wouldn't have been any Fokker aircraft during WWII because their factories were taken over by the Germans and used to build parts for the Luftwaffe.

    Now you know.

    I should delete this thread for historical inaccuracies

    That was the part I wasnt sure about.
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    What's a messershmitt?
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    Last edited by EJ25RUN; 05-06-2009 at 04:24 PM. Reason: link corrupt.
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    Last edited by Scotsman; 05-07-2009 at 05:43 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by willum14pb
    I always knew you were a fucking faggot.
    Great response.

    Shows how insecure about yourself you are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJ25RUN
    bad picture
    ewww... god... why did you do that?! You could have just said so!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miranda
    ewww... god... why did you do that?! You could have just said so!
    Oh, and they made planes too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJ25RUN
    Great response.

    Shows how insecure about yourself you are.
    yea. that made plenty of sense. because calling you a faggot for posting 2 men sucking each others dicks shows my insecurity over the internet. you are a very dense human being.
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    Quote Originally Posted by willum14pb
    yea. that made plenty of sense. because calling you a faggot for posting 2 men sucking each others dicks shows my insecurity over the internet. you are a very dense human being.
    wait....huh?

    I posted a pic of this....is that not what popped up on everyone elses screen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miranda
    ewww... god... why did you do that?! You could have just said so!


    German fighters from WWII. The ME-109 was the first all metal fighter of the time. The ME-262 was the first jet fighter to see action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJ25RUN
    wait....huh?

    I posted a pic of this....is that not what popped up on everyone elses screen?

    no. what showed up was a picture of 2 naked dudes on a couch. one sucking the others wanky. and it said "HOTLINKERS SUCK COCK" at the top. Followed by a big black bar below the picture that took up a whole lot of the page.
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    He got pwned!

    It's all good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miranda



    He got pwned!

    .
    Bad.

    I just about puked when it came up.

    Sorry everyone. Didn't expect a car pic to turn into that.
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    all i have to say is i love your sig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMbabe
    all i have to say is i love your sig.
    Who's sig do you love? Mine? If so then thanks.

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