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  1. 05-04-2009, 01:22 PM #1
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    Default Cars are better than women...

    Because when they piss you off, and you wank away from them they do not fucking bitch at you...

    Because they only take your money when you want them to 99% of the time...







    LOL thought this would be a funny thread... Keep them coming!!!!
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  2. 05-04-2009, 01:26 PM #2
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    Why my 240sx was better than my girl friend.

    I explain to her, I pour 2k in the 240sx and it puts out everytime, I pour 2k in you take it and it a maybe.

    My S14 takes it sidewayz, You don't.
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    LMAO!
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    your car doesn't mind a little gas
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    ......... women have vaginas................


    ^^^^^ win
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    Car better than girl...

    My car had a Blow Off Valve. Beat that whore. That's right...you can't.

    My car had a nitrous purge

    I can give my truck items/gifts, and when it doesn't work out..I can take them back.
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    Cars are better than women because you can just pop that intake tube off the air box, reach over and grab that throttle cable, rev that sucker up to around 5 grand.... and WOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEE.....

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    ^^ wow that is some strait up hilly billy goat fucking, sounding shit right there lol
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    you must be gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Got Milk?
    you must be gay.


    I get pussy every night, it was a simple joke thread... So you fail fag
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    the folks in my thread would concur

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    Well, my car isnt better than a woman. I mean... it gets warm and wett when its raining and warm outside. It takes my money more often than my actual woman. It can go faster than her, but thats not always the best thing.

    I prefer my woman over my car, we just bang in it on occasion cuz its there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian*
    Because when they piss you off, and you wank away from them they do not fucking bitch at you...
    Freudian Slip much?
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    When you tell someone your car is running a few more pounds than she was the last time they saw her, they congratulate you.

    When you tell someone your girl is running a few more pounds than she was the last time they saw her, they console you.
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