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  1. 05-02-2009, 01:51 PM #1
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    Default "Why she cuts the Grass!

    "Why she cuts the grass !"

    On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer
    and watching my wife mow the lawn.
    The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came
    over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I took a drink from my can of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my
    lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into
    the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
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    hahah +reps...shits funny
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    lolol
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    lmao nice man + some to ya
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    I just told this to my wife and now I have to go cut the grass. SHIT!
    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B
    I just told this to my wife and now I have to go cut the grass. SHIT!

    hahaha aint that a bitch +reps
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  8. 05-02-2009, 03:37 PM #8
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    lol thanks for reps peeps I will send some back once I am able too.
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  9. 05-02-2009, 03:39 PM #9
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    I found it epic
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    HAHAHA

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    just the lawn? his powers can extend so much further lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Clean
    just the lawn? his powers can extend so much further lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Clean
    just the lawn? his powers can extend so much further lol.
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL


    Extend...



    I get it.
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    hahhhahahaahaha!
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    I would show ya'll mine but there is not enough room on the internet for what is going to roll out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B
    I just told this to my wife and now I have to go cut the grass. SHIT!


    sucks bein small dont it?






    joke flaw. you cant get foam on your lips from a can of beer.
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  19. 05-03-2009, 10:41 AM #19
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    haha nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by ksniperfox
    sucks bein small dont it?






    joke flaw. you cant get foam on your lips from a can of beer.
    She bitches about my 2 inches until I shove it in her butt with no lube. Then she's all, "Stop, your too big".



    bwahahaha
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    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.
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  21. 05-03-2009, 01:06 PM #21
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    Haha thats great!



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    Hahaha repped. A wife that mow's the grass I'd rep her too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALVIN
    hahah +reps...shits funny
    agreed lol
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    FUNNY lol


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    what do you call that useless peice of skin surrounding a vagina?





























    a woman...
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